Dumbest shit you done while drunk ?

[gutawafang]

Sup with you guys against horses' asses.

There's so much wrong with wanting to fuck a horse in the ass tho

But their asses are sexy. Y'ALL SUCK BITCHES!!!

[mezee]

i punched a grown ass man in the face for dancing up behind me in the club, he hit me back :/ and the bouncer grabbed me by my neck while he kicked me out, woke up with mad bruises the next day.

i also puked all over a mcdonalds bathroom once and passed out on the floor. a guy friend had to carry me out of the ladies bathroom and take me home

and this one time, the cops had to drive me home because i was really drunk and couldn't find my friends. the next weekend, i was really hammed again and tried to get a random officer to drive me home, he was all "please step away from the vehicle" and drove away so i walked half way across town in shorts while it was -3 out

oh and there was this time i harassed a hobo till he threatened to kill me so my friend had to buy him french fries

[CrashBand]

Blackouts:

Cheated on my 2 year long girl-friend. Came in to consciousness with my beak deep in it.

Woke up in a cell, arrested for stealing bottles a jagermiester from a bar.

Slept with my best-friends ex, not long after they broke up.

Shaved off all my hair.

Intentionally broke things in my flat, worst potentially being a flat screen tv.

[mdemaz]

Sat in a chair for 5 hours and did nothing.

[StanBase]

Sat in a chair for 5 hours and did nothing.

Drunk at work?

[kasia]

Talked to the police. Enough said....

[kasia]

Exchanged risqué pics with Bigray

fuck, I need to check my 'sent' folder.

Talked to the police. Enough said....

i spent a few hours a couple nights ago talking to a drunk cop on facebook my buddy's wife left him. he's like the only cop i've ever met who's not a dick lel

hahaha idk why but talking to the cop is the funniest thing ever while being drunk.... they told me to go home safely LOL

[EG.]

Let everyone in the fucking world know i like black guys a lot

[kasia]

Let everyone in the fucking world know i like black guys a lot

I saw a lot of HOT black guys yesterday at Warsaw Challenge (breakdance/hip-hop event) you would love it

[TonyTilt]

Well where to start.. Back in November I got drunk at a crown promotion the bar I bounce at was having.

Woke up in a jail cell the next morning (Still paying that shit off)

Ate an 8th of shrooms blacked out once and locked myself in my friends basement for 12 hours which I don't regret..

Got an underage the night before my sisters baby shower...

I have fun.

[TonyTilt]

Ran through a window lmao

Lmao, I don't know why these ideas are seen as bright at the time. I remember I went to a friend's birthday party in my first year of university and...ugh, I got so drunk that I punched her cake with my friend while everyone was in the other room...

ahah My buddy and I pissed all over our girlfriend's (our gfs are best friends) bitchy friends car that we hated while they were inside, bitch deserved it.

[TonyTilt]

Exactly