DEFiiNiiTiiON OF A KiiSS :)

by **Shadyluva** » Sep 6th, '06, 03:15

WAT A KISS MEANS...

*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"

--Advice--
* Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

THiiS iiS SOO CUTE...ii FOUND iiT ON MYSPACE...SO ii THOUGHT OF POSTiiN iiT!! :wub:

by **ThomasAguanis** » Sep 6th, '06, 04:53

ok sorry but i had to do this:

Shadyluva wrote:WAT A KISS MEANS...
WHAT A KISS REALLY MEANS
*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
no... more like kiss on the neck, breast, vagina or even ass..well thats not needed..you just know when you both want tp have sex.
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
no. just no. thats all im going to say
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
yet again..more like a kiss on the neck, breast, vagina or even ass.
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
what if it's an ass cheek? 1st off i dont kiss my friends anywhere, 2nd off i'd never kiss any of their asses either.
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
how the fuck does that mean i adore you. just like the kiss on the forehead ?
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
more like I'm horny or let me kiss your neck to turn you on..cause thats what it really does
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
who kisses someone on the shoulder?(not to say i havent) especially to say "i want you" what a load of horse shit this kiss guide thing is so far.
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
ok this i have to agree on but the "I love you" part only cause if you lovve someone and kiss them on the lips most likly you want them...unless this is referring to vaginal "lips" then i can see it meaning "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
ok so what if you kiss them on the lips then hold their waist? iit means I love you..but we can learn to love eachother? is it me or does this contradict itself?
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
umm why would you slap your own ass and say thats mine? sure. what if you grab it, squeeeze it, kiss it and lick it too? then it can be yours. and what if you finger the asshole? it means you're a sick motherfucker, you sick motherfucker.
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
what about playing with the breasts or her playing with your balls? I can't live with you mr. scrotum. i just love you,putting you in my mouth, rubbing you and making mayo shoot out of your condiment dispenser.
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
holding on tight to what? what if its your errect penis? shit let go dont just stand there holding it with your vice hand grip. do something with it god damn. i know its big and fun to hold but play with it or something.
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
or duriing sex "im in you..and loving it"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
really means "shave your penis, its hairy as fuck you caveman lookalike motherfucker. go buy a razor cause i dont want ot be caughing p hairballs again form sucking your furry friend
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
"i want to grab your ass but we're in public with old people watchig so this is the closest i can get"
but arms around waist is better than holding hands. and i must add that whoever made this must have some mental problem or be way to emotional and queer when it comes to these kiss shits. and i bet they never kisses anyone in any of the places(they're mom and 3 year old siblings don't count)
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"
could mean that..im my case it does or it could mean "wow you really suck at kissing i hate you i'd rather burn my balls off using a habanero pepper stem and a microwave then kiss you you fucking half chub"
--Advice--
* Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
* kiss, suck, grab, squeeze, lick anything you want on eachother whenever you want as long as it's pleasuring and not painful.
*if you have sex use a condom

THiiS iiS SOO CUTE...ii FOUND iiT ON MYSPACE...SO ii THOUGHT OF POSTiiN iiT!!
aww his penis is so small it's cute but i'd never think of putting it anywhere near any of my body openings..except maybe my ear..i havent cleaned them in a while and have been looking for a cleanable q-tip since i have so much wax buildup in my ear canal.

by **Hunneh_Buns** » Sep 6th, '06, 04:59

ThomasAguanis wrote:ok sorry but i had to do this:
Shadyluva wrote:WAT A KISS MEANS...
WHAT A KISS REALLY MEANS
*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"
no... more like kiss on the neck, breast, vagina or even ass..well thats not needed..you just know when you both want tp have sex.
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"
no. just no. thats all im going to say
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"
yet again..more like a kiss on the neck, breast, vagina or even ass.
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
what if it's an ass cheek? 1st off i dont kiss my friends anywhere, 2nd off i'd never kiss any of their asses either.
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
how the fuck does that mean i adore you. just like the kiss on the forehead ?
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
more like I'm horny or let me kiss your neck to turn you on..cause thats what it really does
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
who kisses someone on the shoulder?(not to say i havent) especially to say "i want you" what a load of horse shit this kiss guide thing is so far.
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
ok this i have to agree on but the "I love you" part only cause if you lovve someone and kiss them on the lips most likly you want them...unless this is referring to vaginal "lips" then i can see it meaning "I want you"
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"
ok so what if you kiss them on the lips then hold their waist? iit means I love you..but we can learn to love eachother? is it me or does this contradict itself?
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
umm why would you slap your own ass and say thats mine? sure. what if you grab it, squeeeze it, kiss it and lick it too? then it can be yours. and what if you finger the asshole? it means you're a sick motherfucker, you sick motherfucker.
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"
what about playing with the breasts or her playing with your balls? I can't live with you mr. scrotum. i just love you,putting you in my mouth, rubbing you and making mayo shoot out of your condiment dispenser.
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"
holding on tight to what? what if its your errect penis? shit let go dont just stand there holding it with your vice hand grip. do something with it god damn. i know its big and fun to hold but play with it or something.
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"
or duriing sex "im in you..and loving it"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"
really means "shave your penis, its hairy as fuck you caveman lookalike motherfucker. go buy a razor cause i dont want ot be caughing p hairballs again form sucking your furry friend
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
"i want to grab your ass but we're in public with old people watchig so this is the closest i can get"
but arms around waist is better than holding hands. and i must add that whoever made this must have some mental problem or be way to emotional and queer when it comes to these kiss shits. and i bet they never kisses anyone in any of the places(they're mom and 3 year old siblings don't count)
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"
could mean that..im my case it does or it could mean "wow you really suck at kissing i hate you i'd rather burn my balls off using a habanero pepper stem and a microwave then kiss you you fucking half chub"
--Advice--
* Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
* kiss, suck, grab, squeeze, lick anything you want on eachother whenever you want as long as it's pleasuring and not painful.
*if you have sex use a condom

THiiS iiS SOO CUTE...ii FOUND iiT ON MYSPACE...SO ii THOUGHT OF POSTiiN iiT!!
aww his penis is so small it's cute but i'd never think of putting it anywhere near any of my body openings..except maybe my ear..i havent cleaned them in a while and have been looking for a cleanable q-tip since i have so much wax buildup in my ear canal.