Question For the masses

[ThomasAguanis]

what would you do if you woke up with 4 arms, 3 missing feet, 4.5 teeth, bleeding gums, no toenails, a fragment of pubic hair on your left nipple, no clothes except the tattered pants with skid marked tighty whiteys on your face, a bald head, an erection, no money in your wallet, no cell phone, in the middle of the Arctic ocean, covered in whales seamen?

10 sentence minimum

[IceAxe]

First, after removing the skid-marked tighty whiteys, I'd probably yell in a combination of fear, confusion, and horniness (a mood evidenced by the erection). Then I'd shake the whale semen off like a wet dog. Shortly after, I'd wonder how the hell I'm missing three feet when I had only two to begin with.


I'd try to seek help by yelling at passing by fishing boats, but since I'm bald, they wouldn't help me. At this point I'd probably be getting bored, So I'd "calm down" that boner I woke up with. Which would be funner with my extra arms.

To prevent myself from bleeding to death, I'd probably rip off the nipple hair and use it as a bandage of sorts. I'd search for a phone number in my wallet, but then have my hopes crushed when I remember I have no cell phone. I'd then try to swim to land, but since this is the Arctic ocean, I'd jump in the water to try and swim to somewhere, but quickly climb out while saying "fuck that's cold!"

Soon after I'd contract hypothermia, and die.

The End.... or is it?

I had way too much time on my hands to actually meet the 10 sentence minimum

[Kez]

I think i would do one of two things:

1) Die.
2) Scream and then die.

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the answer is simple

sit back and enjoy the breeze

[Curtis]

2) Scream and then die.

[D@vid]

beat off

[Flamez]

i would pinch myself to see if i'm dreaming if not i would just sing

[ThomasAguanis]

10 sentence minimum

[AspirinE]

what would you do if you woke up with 4 arms, 3 missing feet, 4.5 teeth, bleeding gums, no toenails, a fragment of pubic hair on your left nipple, no clothes except the tattered pants with skid marked tighty whiteys on your face, a bald head, an erection, no money in your wallet, no cell phone, in the middle of the Arctic ocean, covered in whales seamen?

10 sentence minimum

thats how i feel every morning

[Hoopz]

probably crawl in the corner and cry like a bitch

[C-Game]

... YOU ASSHOLES .. cant u see its 10 lines minimum...

wat would i do.... ahem...


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[yoshi]

^ whale fucker!




catch a whale and ask it to give me a ride to the nearest land. find a nice house there and rape the owner. later i'd go to the kitchen and prepare toast with ham n cheese. make a big spot of ketchup on the top of, spit on it and throw in neighbour's face. kill and rape him. then i'd go to his wardrobe and look for some clothes. not that i'd need them, cause i'd look like shit anyway. later i'd rob his money and go to the nearest shop. buy the biggest and cheapest vodka. find a good spot, get wasted and die.

10 sentences and fuck you.