Storytelling Game

[HAYZI]

tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it too...


The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it too...

[Curtis]

fight with some clowns and win then he went to...

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win then he went to...

[Big-T]

the nearest supermarket with brown toilet paper and a small...

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win then he went to the nearest supermarket with brown toilet paper and a small...

[4D]

silver flask of cow manure, specially fermented by......

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win. Then he went to the nearest supermarket, with brown toilet paper and a small silver flask of cow manure, specially fermented by......

[HAYZI]

blind virgin nuns, who spent their entire lives....


The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win. Then he went to the nearest supermarket, with brown toilet paper and a small silver flask of cow manure, specially fermented by blind virgin nuns, who spent their entire lives....

[,-,'-{Bar}-',-,]

maserbating over biblical movies

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win. Then he went to the nearest supermarket, with brown toilet paper and a small silver flask of cow manure, specially fermented by blind virgin nuns, who spent their entire lives, masterbating over biblical movies

[Big-T]

...and he threw it directly at the deformed foetus resting in...

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win. Then he went to the nearest supermarket, with brown toilet paper and a small silver flask of cow manure, specially fermented by blind virgin nuns, who spent their entire lives, masterbating over biblical movies, and he threw it directly at the deformed foetus resting in

[C-Game]

sophies ass which looks like a...

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win. Then he went to the nearest supermarket, with brown toilet paper and a small silver flask of cow manure, specially fermented by blind virgin nuns, who spent their entire lives, masterbating over biblical movies, and he threw it directly at the deformed foetus resting in sophies ass which looks like a...

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

huge round pillow with extra soft borders cuz...

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win. Then he went to the nearest supermarket, with brown toilet paper and a small silver flask of cow manure, specially fermented by blind virgin nuns, who spent their entire lives, masterbating over biblical movies, and he threw it directly at the deformed foetus resting in sophies ass which looks like a huge round pillow with extra soft borders cuz...

[ctodap]

she had a romanian botox injection which lead to

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win. Then he went to the nearest supermarket, with brown toilet paper and a small silver flask of cow manure, specially fermented by blind virgin nuns, who spent their entire lives, masterbating over biblical movies, and he threw it directly at the deformed foetus resting in sophies ass which looks like a huge round pillow with extra soft borders cuz she had a romanian botox injection which lead to

[Kojack]

to pimples all over the Legs of the pelican, while Superman went to africa to fight the Guerrila from the Aztec Empire

The story so far:
There was a guy with ginger hair who was recieving oral sex from a pelican, when all offa sudden, miranda bust through the door naked with a gun the size of a car. She was outraged that her pelican boyfriend cheated on her, with a two-bit romanian transvestite called Paddy, who sells crack on the streets of Netherlands. When suddenly shoots his load all over a nearby old age pensioner, who was in the middle of a colonic irrigation by means of Fire hydrant, and the dog beside her was gently licking its ass, and wondering why people always systematically disenfranchise their moral equilibrium, on a metaphysical subsidiary and always use big words to look smarter like a guy called fordie. When amlost out of the blue, a homeless homo decided to tie an elastic band around the base of his cock, chop it off and use it to fight with some clowns and win. Then he went to the nearest supermarket, with brown toilet paper and a small silver flask of cow manure, specially fermented by blind virgin nuns, who spent their entire lives, masterbating over biblical movies, and he threw it directly at the deformed foetus resting in sophies ass which looks like a huge round pillow with extra soft borders cuz she had a romanian botox injection which lead to to pimples all over the Legs of the pelican, while Superman went to Africa to fight the Guerrila from the Aztec Empire