Hillary Clinton is exposed to be a demon and we follow her through her mission to steal Obama's soul. When she's about to be successful it is revealed that Obama is also a demon and it fades out as soon as they're about to fight to the death. We then realize that we must turn to McCain or the country is fucked. It is then that it is revealed that McCain is actually a squirrel storing nuts for the winter, explaining his huge fucking cheeks. I have no idea where it goes from there. That was just a series of epically random thoughts. Please don't think I'm an idiot.
Edit - I posted here because I thought my stupidity and epic randomness should be shared with everyone.