Presidential Debate

[Robbie G]

what?

[Xray]

JESUS CHRIST!

[Ak25]

STEPHEN COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT

[Emadyville]

STEPHEN COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT

YEah cause his speeches would make us laugh and forget our countries gone to shit. I like this idea. Although I honestly think if Stewert were Pres and Colbert was vice they would have done twice as good (which isn't very hard) as cheney and bush.

[Tash8]

^ didn't colbert run for president one time?

[Robbie G]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.` Because I`m not a liberal Democrat.``Then,` asks the teacher, `What are you?``Why I`m a proud conservative Republican,` boasts the little girl.The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why sheis a conservative Republican.`Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too.`The teacher, now angry, loudly says, `That`s no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?`She pauses, and lets out a smile. `Then,` Lucy says, `I`d be a liberal Democrat.`

[Ak25]

^ didn't colbert run for president one time?

yea lol

[Emadyville]

^ didn't colbert run for president one time?

No he was going to run but you need to be nominated by your state representitives or something like that, and he didn't, i forget why.

[Tash8]

^ didn't colbert run for president one time?

No he was going to run but you need to be nominated by your state representitives or something like that, and he didn't, i forget why.

right, but he attempted to but he was too lazy or something? i think one of my friends told me he had to spend some money and he was like fuck that.

[Sleepy]

fuck mcain and that palin slut too


lol i think obama wanted to smoke mcain everytime he tried to say sumtin he butted in