InsaneTRex94: This guy is the best wife any woman could ask for. Don't fucking look at us like we're different because we're a lesbian couple. We just want to be treated the same as you, or your dog at the very least. TRex and me are tight like tight shit, nahimean?
Painkiller: All though I've never had sexual relations with Painkiller, me and him are homies and we do shit together in CW. Also, I've text-chatted with him on Skype before. He accepts my incestual lesbian relationship with TRex and is a very understanding uncle.
Geno: All though I'm not sure what the fuck he was thinking, Geno made me a moderator and that makes him pretty dope. Plus we talk hockey, and PM eachother sometimes. He refuses to accept that I am Obie Trice, and that pisses me the fuck off. He's still 10/10 though.
Eedee: You went fucking ghost recently man, and I'm pretty sure Painkiller will cry because he loves you at least 230 much. That's a pretty big number, and you're cool so it's probably multiplied by ten or some nerd math shit like that. I lost my train of thought, but stay beautiful.
Menzo: I just started talking to you recently, but it was pretty easy because I'm pretty sure you and Geno are identical twins from a different nut and womb. Is that even possible? Probably not. What I'm trying to say is, you're a 10/10 too.
Trimss: If you had a vagina, I'd probably consider putting my penis in it. Like, at the very least I'd give you a few fingers.
Blu: I don't know why people didn't like you when you were acting like an asshole, I personally thought it was hilarious. I like you. I'd ask you to go to homecoming dance with me, but I'm not in high school and that would be kinda gay.
ImANoob: You make me laugh, I like you. You're probably not a faggot, even if you sucked dicks and took shots of cum in the ass I wouldn't call you a faggot because I like you. If you were a girl I'd kiss you under the bleachers at a football game and get arrested because you're too young.
AbramIsaac: I'm going to tattoo a Canadian flag on your balls while you're asleep. Better watch out.
BigRay: You're a real nice guy bigray, sometimes it seems like your braincells tapped out a few bong hits ago, but other times you seem all there. Nah I'm just bugging you, you're a nice dude. I wouldn't kiss you under the bleachers, but I'd probably touch your boobs a little bit.
UofLCard: I don't know why you keep turning down my advances. I only want to get married and have eight kids, I don't think that's too much to ask.
Revolutionary: I'm sorry I forgot about you. Like I said, it's been a fun night. I like you, we don't really talk much, but you're a vet so that means you must not be a faggot. So that means I love you, but not in a gay way. Stay beautiful, heterosexually platonically beautiful.
I know I'm forgetting people.If I forgot you and you are in anyway wanting on this list, I'll add you.
