Sometimes you just gotta ya know like last night for example
My roommates side gf was being a bitch so we planned an attack

At around midnight he planned to have sex in the shower to distract her
This worked so i grabbed the car keys and went to the purse thing
Found 135$ in a bank paper envelope thing..

I came back inside placed the keys exact spot and then we laughed as she left for work

She found out a few hours ago but she's dumb she will be Back
