If I Was A Rooster

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:08

Could I cock-a-doodle-do you?

by **Arrinef** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:08

only if im the hen, i couldnt dare be a rooster as well

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:10

ArrnieF, Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure do a good job raising cocks.

by **HeySamantha** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:14

by **Arrinef** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:16

no but im from texASS :wub:

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:17

Samantha, if a guy came up to you and said "Damn Samantha, do you shit with that ass" you'd be aroused right?

by **HeySamantha** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:20

I'd probably vomit and walk away tbh.

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:27

HeySamantha_ wrote:I'd probably vomit and walk away tbh.

How about, "Aye gurlll, do you got pet insurance? because I'm about to destroy yo' pussy".

I'm sorry :'(

by **HeySamantha** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:39

lmfao pet insurance omg

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:40

HeySamantha_ wrote:lmfao pet insurance omg

So you're in love with me now, right?

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:41

Yes to OP

by **Arrinef** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:41

or hey, are you dynamite cause you just blew up my pants

by **HeySamantha** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:42

you had me at pet insurance tbh

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:43

HeySamantha_ wrote:you had me at pet insurance tbh

I've never had a girl who wanted my pet insurance.

ArrineF wrote:or hey, are you dynamite cause you just blew up my pants

Hey baby, is that a drum in your pants or is your ass just bangin'?

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jul 9th, '13, 00:44

Don't ignore me :'(