What's your idea of romance?

[Man1x]

My pee smells like our school's corn so it can't be too different.

[JamaicanPattlez]

My pee smells like our school's corn so it can't be too different.

You've smelt your own piss?

[Man1x]

My pee smells like our school's corn so it can't be too different.

You've smelt your own piss?

It's got a carrying odor, ESP. When it's in a urinal

[JamaicanPattlez]

My pee smells like our school's corn so it can't be too different.

You've smelt your own piss?

It's got a carrying odor, ESP. When it's in a urinal

Well, mine's always smelt like fried chicken. I always thought it was something else. Gotdamn.

[Man1x]

Lmao, thread went from romance to piss.

Anyway: http://www.scarleteen.com/cgi-bin/forum/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=004600;p=1

Read the first two comments lmao

[JamaicanPattlez]

Lmao, thread went from romance to piss.

Anyway: http://www.scarleteen.com/cgi-bin/forum/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=004600;p=1

Read the first two comments lmao

[PAINKILLƎR]

Lmao, thread went from romance to piss.

Anyway: http://www.scarleteen.com/cgi-bin/forum/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=004600;p=1

Read the first two comments lmao

[Man1x]

Read the rest of it, it's a classic threa lmao

[JamaicanPattlez]

"peeing and ejaculation are two VERY different things. I doubt it was accidental, just my personal opinion, unless there is something wrong with him, like the release muscle or something. My gf doesnt like giving oral sex, it makes me but oh well, I guess not everyone is into it. " This motherfucker pissed in his girlfriend's face!

[PAINKILLƎR]

"well to his credit, if your boyfriend is really new to his sexual response and all the sensations involved, he might have simply gotten confused.
if he doesn't masturbate, this might be a good time to start (if he's okay with masturbation, that is). by masturbating, he can figure out which sensation is which and get to know his own body a little better.

i'd hate to think your boyfriend did that on purpose because wow, that's a really vile thing to do to a person when they're not expecting it."

I felt like I just had to put this

[Man1x]

"peeing and ejaculation are two VERY different things. I doubt it was accidental, just my personal opinion, unless there is something wrong with him, like the release muscle or something. My gf doesnt like giving oral sex, it makes me but oh well, I guess not everyone is into it. " This motherfucker pissed in his girlfriend's face!

[Man1x]

Wait...they're two different things?!

For me they are

Anyway, he probably got in his car and put on a troll face lmao!!!!

[JamaicanPattlez]

I feel that it's now appropriate to post this in the thread...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhgC2o6IEeo

[LIL_B]

lmao at this thread

[Man1x]

"Baby, I'm sorry! I couldn't control it, I dunno what happened!"

*goes to friend's house*

"LMAO I PULLED IT OFF!"

*dumps her*

HAHAHAHA, if I ever date an annoying ass hole, I'd do this. She wouldn't dare tell anyone and I get the satisfaction of doing that!

"TEACH YOU TO MESS WIT ME BOO"