I BROKE MY PENIS! [Certified Terrible Thread]

[Snakebeast]

Why noooot

How about we just make it one big word

OiledCanasianDickTurban

[CanadaPure]

How about "ImChinese"

[Snakebeast]

Naw bruh what about OiledCanadianChineseDickTurban

[CanadaPure]

What about Mellow Yellow.

Please don't be offended by that.

[Snakebeast]

I am offended

I ain't mellow you lil shit

[CanadaPure]

:[

[Snakebeast]

Fine what about OilyChocolateTwinkie

It's a metaphor for being black on de inside but yellow on the outside.

[CanadaPure]

How about Snake897

[Snakebeast]

Intriguing. Gimme some time to think about it doe.

[CanadaPure]

Hmm yes. Quite.

[Snakebeast]

Thought about it, still want to stab her

Something something daughter and kidnap her

be smart don't be a retard change my name to Professor Moriarty unless you wanna get slapped like Dee Barnes

[CanadaPure]

Kiss my butt, lick fumunda cheese from under my nuts.

[Snakebeast]

That was the most disgusting line I heard from Em in a long time.

[CanadaPure]

THATS WHAT EMINEM DO!!

[Snakebeast]

Lez mak luv