The TRshady Forum became read-only in December 2014. The 10 year history will live on, in this archive.
Continue the discussion with the new home for the Eminem and Hip Hop discussion: HipHopShelter.com.

"That's Fucked Up!"

For threads of little importance, general chit chat and forum games. Be aware posts do not count in this section.

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby sneakerheadshady » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:11

CanadaPure wrote:So one time a few years ago, when I was in grade 12, I was really drunk. In my drunk state, I decided I'd run around this running trail in the woods at 2 am to try and sober up, because I didn't want my parents to know how much I drank. So I'm running around these trails, and all of a sudden I have to shit. So I squat in the middle of the trail, and drop the nastiest swampy diarrhea of all time. I wiped with my socks, threw them in the tree, and then walked home.

The next day I decided to go back and see if it actually happened, or if I just had a dream that I shit in the woods. So I go back, look around, and find my nasty poop. Only there's a foot print in it. I felt bad for the poor sucker who stepped in my poop, but I thought it was funny.

When I get home however, I looked at the shoes I was wearing the night before. The left one was covered in shit. The poor sucker who stepped in my poop was me :(

That's fucked up.

goat story
Image
#Silver #Rolly #bigray #Pain #flamez #charlotte #Hage #Samantha #guilty #eedee #horsefam #snake #raul #EG
horse wrote:You’ll never go gold, that’s why you’re just silver

Sneakerheads check out the sneaker thread!
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=164272&start=15
User avatar
sneakerheadshady
Role Model
Role Model
 
Posts: 3476
Joined: Sep 16th, '13, 22:31
Location: @jaredthelamp (instagram)
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby SpiderDiaze » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:11

CanadaPure wrote:So one time a few years ago, when I was in grade 12, I was really drunk. In my drunk state, I decided I'd run around this running trail in the woods at 2 am to try and sober up, because I didn't want my parents to know how much I drank. So I'm running around these trails, and all of a sudden I have to shit. So I squat in the middle of the trail, and drop the nastiest swampy diarrhea of all time. I wiped with my socks, threw them in the tree, and then walked home.

The next day I decided to go back and see if it actually happened, or if I just had a dream that I shit in the woods. So I go back, look around, and find my nasty poop. Only there's a foot print in it. I felt bad for the poor sucker who stepped in my poop, but I thought it was funny.

When I get home however, I looked at the shoes I was wearing the night before. The left one was covered in shit. The poor sucker who stepped in my poop was me :(

That's fucked up.


OMG I'm in tears of laughter! :laughing: :laughing:
TRShady's neighbourhood Spiderman!

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size.
Catches thieves- just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.


ImageImage
User avatar
SpiderDiaze
Soldier
Soldier
 
Posts: 920
Joined: Oct 8th, '13, 17:40
Location: Great Britain
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby Trimss » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:12

CanadaPure wrote:So one time a few years ago, when I was in grade 12, I was really drunk. In my drunk state, I decided I'd run around this running trail in the woods at 2 am to try and sober up, because I didn't want my parents to know how much I drank. So I'm running around these trails, and all of a sudden I have to shit. So I squat in the middle of the trail, and drop the nastiest swampy diarrhea of all time. I wiped with my socks, threw them in the tree, and then walked home.

The next day I decided to go back and see if it actually happened, or if I just had a dream that I shit in the woods. So I go back, look around, and find my nasty poop. Only there's a foot print in it. I felt bad for the poor sucker who stepped in my poop, but I thought it was funny.

When I get home however, I looked at the shoes I was wearing the night before. The left one was covered in shit. The poor sucker who stepped in my poop was me :(

That's fucked up.


:laughing:
Image
Ten toes down motherfucker I'm all in #Slumerican Team
TRShady is shutting down so you better move there:
www.HipHopShelter.com
User avatar
Trimss
Bad Influence
Bad Influence
 
Posts: 17801
Joined: May 1st, '10, 18:10
Location: The Motor City
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby sneakerheadshady » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:13

Image
#Silver #Rolly #bigray #Pain #flamez #charlotte #Hage #Samantha #guilty #eedee #horsefam #snake #raul #EG
horse wrote:You’ll never go gold, that’s why you’re just silver

Sneakerheads check out the sneaker thread!
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=164272&start=15
User avatar
sneakerheadshady
Role Model
Role Model
 
Posts: 3476
Joined: Sep 16th, '13, 22:31
Location: @jaredthelamp (instagram)
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby CanadaPure » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:21

One time in elementary school I walked into the bathroom and a kid with downs syndrome was pissing on the floor and shoving his hand in his own ass. I told the teacher, the response was essentially "he does that sometimes".

:( That's fucked up.
Image
That was me in BK on Atlantic. (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜) BasedSig
User avatar
CanadaPure
Cumlord Mila
Cumlord Mila
 
Posts: 6498
Joined: Oct 15th, '11, 03:38
Location: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby sneakerheadshady » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:21

Found this


One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.

She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.

Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth.

The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in.

When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.

The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.

If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor.
It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure.

At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub.

The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.

The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!!

You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet........
Image
#Silver #Rolly #bigray #Pain #flamez #charlotte #Hage #Samantha #guilty #eedee #horsefam #snake #raul #EG
horse wrote:You’ll never go gold, that’s why you’re just silver

Sneakerheads check out the sneaker thread!
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=164272&start=15
User avatar
sneakerheadshady
Role Model
Role Model
 
Posts: 3476
Joined: Sep 16th, '13, 22:31
Location: @jaredthelamp (instagram)
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby sneakerheadshady » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:23

Hesky wrote:
Rollefsen wrote:I once had sex with a 44 year old woman while my hand was bleeding from like 8 different places.. She wasnt even that hot Image


Image

rolly can we have the full story


EDIT: well thats a disapointment
Last edited by sneakerheadshady on Nov 22nd, '13, 21:23, edited 1 time in total.
Image
#Silver #Rolly #bigray #Pain #flamez #charlotte #Hage #Samantha #guilty #eedee #horsefam #snake #raul #EG
horse wrote:You’ll never go gold, that’s why you’re just silver

Sneakerheads check out the sneaker thread!
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=164272&start=15
User avatar
sneakerheadshady
Role Model
Role Model
 
Posts: 3476
Joined: Sep 16th, '13, 22:31
Location: @jaredthelamp (instagram)
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby sneakerheadshady » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:39

bigray wrote:I smokes a joint with my principal in high school.

srsly?!?!?!
Image
#Silver #Rolly #bigray #Pain #flamez #charlotte #Hage #Samantha #guilty #eedee #horsefam #snake #raul #EG
horse wrote:You’ll never go gold, that’s why you’re just silver

Sneakerheads check out the sneaker thread!
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=164272&start=15
User avatar
sneakerheadshady
Role Model
Role Model
 
Posts: 3476
Joined: Sep 16th, '13, 22:31
Location: @jaredthelamp (instagram)
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby sneakerheadshady » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:39

bigray wrote:I smokes a joint with my principal in high school.

srsly?!?!?!
Image
#Silver #Rolly #bigray #Pain #flamez #charlotte #Hage #Samantha #guilty #eedee #horsefam #snake #raul #EG
horse wrote:You’ll never go gold, that’s why you’re just silver

Sneakerheads check out the sneaker thread!
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=164272&start=15
User avatar
sneakerheadshady
Role Model
Role Model
 
Posts: 3476
Joined: Sep 16th, '13, 22:31
Location: @jaredthelamp (instagram)
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby Devil'sAdvocate » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:43

CanadaPure wrote:One time in elementary school I walked into the bathroom and a kid with downs syndrome was pissing on the floor and shoving his hand in his own ass. I told the teacher, the response was essentially "he does that sometimes".

:( That's fucked up.

:laughing:
The devil ain't on a level same as him!
User avatar
Devil'sAdvocate
BOSS
BOSS
 
Posts: 11019
Joined: Apr 11th, '10, 14:23
Location: Nozone
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby Trimss » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:49

I photoshopped a dick on a friend's picture, printed it and posted it on a lot of walls at school.

Was pretty funny.
Image
Ten toes down motherfucker I'm all in #Slumerican Team
TRShady is shutting down so you better move there:
www.HipHopShelter.com
User avatar
Trimss
Bad Influence
Bad Influence
 
Posts: 17801
Joined: May 1st, '10, 18:10
Location: The Motor City
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby Devil'sAdvocate » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:51

A lot of 'shit' in this thread tbh
The devil ain't on a level same as him!
User avatar
Devil'sAdvocate
BOSS
BOSS
 
Posts: 11019
Joined: Apr 11th, '10, 14:23
Location: Nozone
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby momentsgolden » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:52

This whole thread is GOAT. Fucked up, but GOAT!

This one time, i go see my dean to have my degree program changed. I go in, see him and we start small talk. I tell him he finances the debate club and i am the new information officer so we exchange numbers.

That night, i receive a message in my inbox "Hie, nice Rosary. Whats with the Bedroom eyes. Nice hey"

#violated
Songs of the year

Image

Tech N9ne- Gods, Ft Krizz Kaliko and Kutt Calhoun.
User avatar
momentsgolden
Soldier
Soldier
 
Posts: 1965
Joined: Apr 5th, '11, 22:40
Location: Zimbabwe
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby Raul » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:52

I haven't kissed yet.

That's fucked up.
Image

#encorefam
User avatar
Raul
Band Leader
Band Leader
 
Posts: 5699
Joined: Jul 10th, '13, 22:46
Location: Brazil
Gender: Male

Re: "That's Fucked Up!"

Postby sneakerheadshady » Nov 22nd, '13, 21:55

i once went to the girls locker room after school w/ my friend and oulled the strings off the courtesy tampons and then we shit in a towel and put it in a locker
Image
#Silver #Rolly #bigray #Pain #flamez #charlotte #Hage #Samantha #guilty #eedee #horsefam #snake #raul #EG
horse wrote:You’ll never go gold, that’s why you’re just silver

Sneakerheads check out the sneaker thread!
viewtopic.php?f=29&t=164272&start=15
User avatar
sneakerheadshady
Role Model
Role Model
 
Posts: 3476
Joined: Sep 16th, '13, 22:31
Location: @jaredthelamp (instagram)
Gender: Male

PreviousNext

Return to Backstage



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot]

cron