New Year's Resolution - 2014

[UofLCard]

Graduate from my university in May (and with a half decent GPA)
Find a nice job pertaining to my major or minor
Maybe move to a different state out west

[EG.]

- get laid
- get in better shape
- finish high school with good grades
- start studying law at university
- get the fuck out of this shitty city

I actually accomplished all of this years resolutions so im happy

For this year i only have two
- pass this year at school
- be supportive of my mom and make her feel like im there for her

[Devil'sAdvocate]

- get laid
- get in better shape
- finish high school with good grades
- start studying law at university
- get the fuck out of this shitty city

I actually accomplished all of this years resolutions so im happy

For this year i only have two
- pass this year at school
- be supportive of my mom and make her feel like im there for her

I actually found it funny 'get laid' was on your bucket list, that's the easiest thing ever for a girl, all you have to do is be there

[Just Silver]

Id love to be able to sell crack tbh someone I know does and he has like 10gs saved in a box

[IBasicallyRage]

Id love to be able to sell crack tbh someone I know does and he has like 10gs saved in a box

Hmm what's his name and where are you from again.

[Trimss]

Id love to be able to sell crack tbh someone I know does and he has like 10gs saved in a box

lol

[Notalius]

I'll try to be a nice and humble guy again.

[Hopsinshadie]

I used to make too many impossible New Years Resolutions, usually 3 too many. Then I started to say fuck it, who needs them? We never follow them, at least I forget about them.

But this year I have so many goals and I have 50 or 60 Resolutions including getting a better job, finishing school, climbing certain mountains, going on certain vacations, getting on the computer less, getting outside more, getting more hobbies, seeing certain movies, eating certain foods, increasing my bench press and upping my cardio and the list goes on and on. But I have one ultimate goal in mind. And it has already started to come into fruition. I'm growing up in front of your very own eyes.

Guess what? My FUCKING ex liked one of my Christmas Instagram photos!!!!!!! I'm not even joking, it feels like a dream. I've been sick for 2 weeks and have been unable to do anything except recuperate and take in all the fun lucid dreams of flying!

So I saw my family today and took some funny photos. I think my ex liked my savvy punnery. "Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone." I derived that from google. And so she has been avoiding me for a few years, she stopped talking to me on facebook, unfriended me on facebook, and stopped calling me. So I'm all about giving. I think she is into me still.

Now here is something that is extremely unusual that I can't even believe is happening. Let me go back before today, but a week ago. I have a friend who recently fell in love with my girl a week ago just from hearing me talk about the high school days and how she used to be. He doesn't know her well or didn't know her well or at all I might add. But by looking at some of her FB photos, he started to ''digg'' her. That's right. And so to make a long story short, I don't mind helping him out as long as it makes her think of me. He even said he wanted to go to the reunion with me if it's next year, but I think it's in 2.

So he friended her on FB and friended 25 of her friends. Ironically, my girl was the only one that accepted. Why is that? Is it because she is nice and all the other friends are dweebs? No! I know she saw that me and my boy were mutual friends on FB. And so since she doesn't have the courage yet, to talk to me, she felt that since it's my friend who she doesn't know, she might as well friend him. I mean girls are like cats, they play mind games. That way we can live through each other without having to face each other yet. And once the timing is right, I guarantee you she is going to fall for me. I mean fall deep!

And they actually are talking and chatting. I got advice from someone online, explained the advice I got to my boy, he basically started looking at some of her pics and commented politely on them. They found common ground, he liked the things she liked. She digged that. And it seems like they have a natural interest and bond with each other. Fine with me. At the end of the day, I know this is just her way of trying to move on from me without ''really'' moving on. I don't know if that's how you'd say it, but this is very intriguing for her ass yo. She loves me deep down but can't confront the situation directly. So she's playing a game. Or maybe it's just a mechanism.

And then she liked my family photo I posted on Instagram today on Christmas Eve! How did she find me if she's not following me? Obviously she's thinking about me. She did it on Christmas Eve. I'm going to lay low for a while and let my existence pick her brain. This is great. My boy is going to inadvertently help me get her BAAACKK. He knows I love her. If they do get married, sure I'd be a great sport and attend their wedding and feel nothing but an unapologetic attitude. But that's not what is meant to be. I love Instagram! I love my iPhone 5!!!!! And my next step is to try to get her back on facebook as my friend! Today is a social media world, you must learn fb and Instagram skills to keep up. I think by letting my boy try to get her, it's only going to work to my advantage!

PS: I know I said the hell with fb, but I'm only loving it to get my LOVE yo

[Cinderella Stan]

- Get good grades
- Train and gain some weight (muscles)
- Get a job
- Go to an Arsenal game
- Have sex with a milf

[Eedee]

- Have sex with a milf

Go get 'em, slugger.

[Kill You]

I used to make too many impossible New Years Resolutions, usually 3 too many. Then I started to say fuck it, who needs them? We never follow them, at least I forget about them.

But this year I have so many goals and I have 50 or 60 Resolutions including getting a better job, finishing school, climbing certain mountains, going on certain vacations, getting on the computer less, getting outside more, getting more hobbies, seeing certain movies, eating certain foods, increasing my bench press and upping my cardio and the list goes on and on. But I have one ultimate goal in mind. And it has already started to come into fruition. I'm growing up in front of your very own eyes.

Guess what? My FUCKING ex liked one of my Christmas Instagram photos!!!!!!! I'm not even joking, it feels like a dream. I've been sick for 2 weeks and have been unable to do anything except recuperate and take in all the fun lucid dreams of flying!

So I saw my family today and took some funny photos. I think my ex liked my savvy punnery. "Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone." I derived that from google. And so she has been avoiding me for a few years, she stopped talking to me on facebook, unfriended me on facebook, and stopped calling me. So I'm all about giving. I think she is into me still.

Now here is something that is extremely unusual that I can't even believe is happening. Let me go back before today, but a week ago. I have a friend who recently fell in love with my girl a week ago just from hearing me talk about the high school days and how she used to be. He doesn't know her well or didn't know her well or at all I might add. But by looking at some of her FB photos, he started to ''digg'' her. That's right. And so to make a long story short, I don't mind helping him out as long as it makes her think of me. He even said he wanted to go to the reunion with me if it's next year, but I think it's in 2.

So he friended her on FB and friended 25 of her friends. Ironically, my girl was the only one that accepted. Why is that? Is it because she is nice and all the other friends are dweebs? No! I know she saw that me and my boy were mutual friends on FB. And so since she doesn't have the courage yet, to talk to me, she felt that since it's my friend who she doesn't know, she might as well friend him. I mean girls are like cats, they play mind games. That way we can live through each other without having to face each other yet. And once the timing is right, I guarantee you she is going to fall for me. I mean fall deep!

And they actually are talking and chatting. I got advice from someone online, explained the advice I got to my boy, he basically started looking at some of her pics and commented politely on them. They found common ground, he liked the things she liked. She digged that. And it seems like they have a natural interest and bond with each other. Fine with me. At the end of the day, I know this is just her way of trying to move on from me without ''really'' moving on. I don't know if that's how you'd say it, but this is very intriguing for her ass yo. She loves me deep down but can't confront the situation directly. So she's playing a game. Or maybe it's just a mechanism.

And then she liked my family photo I posted on Instagram today on Christmas Eve! How did she find me if she's not following me? Obviously she's thinking about me. She did it on Christmas Eve. I'm going to lay low for a while and let my existence pick her brain. This is great. My boy is going to inadvertently help me get her BAAACKK. He knows I love her. If they do get married, sure I'd be a great sport and attend their wedding and feel nothing but an unapologetic attitude. But that's not what is meant to be. I love Instagram! I love my iPhone 5!!!!! And my next step is to try to get her back on facebook as my friend! Today is a social media world, you must learn fb and Instagram skills to keep up. I think by letting my boy try to get her, it's only going to work to my advantage!

PS: I know I said the hell with fb, but I'm only loving it to get my LOVE yo

Omg Merry Christmas indeed.

[StanBase]

- Get good grades
- Train and gain some weight (muscles)
- Get a job
- Go to an Arsenal game
- Have sex with a milf

I'm going to 2 arsenal games in the first week of the year!
You gotta go, you gon enjoy it!

[the real slim shady]

Despite my last post, one resolution.




500lb deadlift by the end of the year.

[Cinderella Stan]

- Get good grades
- Train and gain some weight (muscles)
- Get a job
- Go to an Arsenal game
- Have sex with a milf

I'm going to 2 arsenal games in the first week of the year!
You gotta go, you gon enjoy it!

I envy you mate, hope they win when you're there

[Trimss]

Despite my last post, one resolution.




500lb deadlift by the end of the year.

Whew

let's have sex