Xray wrote:Tash8 wrote:D@vid wrote:i'm in somewhat of a relationship with a 27 y/o mother of two.......and i'm only 19
i'm proud that i banged a milf
teach me
that makes 2 teach me also i wanna get some milf action
well i work with her, so that made it easy to talk to her. we worked together for 5 months before i finally fucked her for the first time last month. there really is no trick to getting a milf...just be urself like with any dumb bitch u want. it also made it easier for me cuz we both have the same sense of humor...very perverted and twisted
and heres something funny for u thats related to this. i was hanging out with her at her place friday night and had just finished watching a movie when her ex (that she still lives with) came home drunk and was pretty pissed. so i threw on my coat and got the fuck outta there. that was just a few days after she got home at 6 in the morning from one of our sexcapades and they got in a real big fight and he found a new place to live the next day cuz he can't stand it that she found someone else (me)
now if thats not funny, then i dunno what is
wait i cant hold it 
...*running so fast to the toilet* BRB 