"That's Fucked Up!"

by **Cinderella Stan** » Nov 24th, '13, 19:39

One day I got home from school and I found my computer on and the folder with all my porn opened (tens of gigabytes of porn). I checked my recently opened files history and there was only porn there... My sister wasn't home that day, so I knew it was my mother. She didn't tell me anything about it, I guess she was really shocked and didn't know how to react. But she was behaving really strange the next couple of days. That was even worse than the time when she caught me masturbating in 3rd grade.

by **Cinderella Stan** » Nov 24th, '13, 19:42

I told her that my weenie was itching and she sent me a doctor to check if something's wrong lol. I masturbate since I was six btw.

by **Cinderella Stan** » Nov 24th, '13, 19:46

No, only to feel some kind of pleasure.

by **Cinderella Stan** » Nov 24th, '13, 19:51

^Nice

by **Cinderella Stan** » Nov 24th, '13, 19:57

^Lol. Btw I got curious now about masturbation so I started searching google and I found this:

In the book Human Sexuality: Diversity in Contemporary America, by Strong, Devault and Sayad, the authors point out, "A baby boy may laugh in his crib while playing with his erect penis". "Baby girls sometimes move their bodies rhythmically, almost violently, appearing to experience orgasm." Italian gynecologists Giorgio Giorgi and Marco Siccardi observed via ultrasound a female fetus possibly masturbating and having what appeared to be an orgasm

by **LK5** » Nov 24th, '13, 20:01

Charlotte Mathers wrote:
Cinderella Stan wrote:I told her that my weenie was itching and send me a doctor to check if something's wrong lol. I masturbate since I was six btw.

lol was it able to erect at 6 already?

Mine could. I have a really fucked up story from my kindergarden but I'm ashamed to tell it in case someone I know somehow finds this post :zipped:

I've never told it to anyone and I probably never will.

by **Trimss** » Nov 24th, '13, 20:02

Okay, now we need to know.

by **Cinderella Stan** » Nov 24th, '13, 20:09

LK5 wrote:
Charlotte Mathers wrote:
Cinderella Stan wrote:I told her that my weenie was itching and send me a doctor to check if something's wrong lol. I masturbate since I was six btw.

lol was it able to erect at 6 already?

Mine could. I have a really fucked up story from my kindergarden but I'm ashamed to tell it in case someone I know somehow finds this post I've never told it to anyone and I probably never will.

Damn, it was in kindergarten when I started masturbating too. They made us sleep in the afternoons and I couldn't sleep so I found something to have fun with under the blanket. I think my penis got hard a little too, but it wasn't getting bigger... Tell your story, no one is going to find out lol.

by **Notalius** » Nov 24th, '13, 20:12

My brother got stuck in a vacuum cleaner when he was younger, they had to drive him into hospital with that shit on. I didn't even know that before I didn't find out last year lol. Embarrassing as fuck.

by **SajN** » Nov 24th, '13, 20:15

NotaliusThaGod wrote:My brother got stuck in a vacuum cleaner when he was younger, they had to drive him into hospital with that shit on. I didn't even know that before I didn't find out last year lol. Embarrassing as fuck.

"My brother"

by **LK5** » Nov 24th, '13, 20:15

Cinderella Stan wrote:
LK5 wrote:
Charlotte Mathers wrote:
lol was it able to erect at 6 already?

Mine could. I have a really fucked up story from my kindergarden but I'm ashamed to tell it in case someone I know somehow finds this post I've never told it to anyone and I probably never will.

Damn, it was in kindergarten when I started masturbating too. They made us sleep in the afternoons and I couldn't sleep so I found something to have fun with under the blanket. I think my penis got hard a little too, but it wasn't getting bigger... Tell your story, no one is going to find out lol.

Nah man. I'm ashamed even though probably no one's ever gonna find out. I shouldn't have teased you about it cause I hate when other people do that. I'll tell other stories if I remember something interesting.

by **Cinderella Stan** » Nov 24th, '13, 20:25

That must be really fucked up, LK5. I also have some stories I wouldn't share with anyone even on this forum, lol.

by **Notalius** » Nov 24th, '13, 20:35

SajN wrote:
NotaliusThaGod wrote:My brother got stuck in a vacuum cleaner when he was younger, they had to drive him into hospital with that shit on. I didn't even know that before I didn't find out last year lol. Embarrassing as fuck.

"My brother"

are you implying that it was me :laughing:

by **SajN** » Nov 24th, '13, 21:14

NotaliusThaGod wrote:
SajN wrote:
NotaliusThaGod wrote:My brother got stuck in a vacuum cleaner when he was younger, they had to drive him into hospital with that shit on. I didn't even know that before I didn't find out last year lol. Embarrassing as fuck.

"My brother"

are you implying that it was me

Exactly what did get stuck in the vacuum cleaner? :coffee:

by **Notalius** » Nov 24th, '13, 21:36

SajN wrote:
NotaliusThaGod wrote:
SajN wrote:"My brother"

are you implying that it was me

Exactly what did get stuck in the vacuum cleaner?

his dick

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