Are Any Of You My Soul-Mate?

[Sam.]

A better Canadian, tbh.

[CanadaPure]

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE IN THE AIIIRRRRR TONIGHT?

.....No.

#leaving thread. #scared.

Want to be solid acquaintances?

[CanadaPure]

Of course. I need something to keep my mind off my depression anyways.

I wanted to say something witty, but the depression part made me really sad.

[CanadaPure]

Of course. I need something to keep my mind off my depression anyways.

I wanted to say something witty, but the depression part made me really sad.

Just like it was meant to. But I really am depressed.

but I still love you

[CanadaPure]

Always and forever.

So... Wanna fuck in Geno's van?

[CanadaPure]

Bring a hose and petroleum and we can do it.

I read that as horse and petroleum and was fuckin' excited for a minute.

[CanadaPure]

I'm not talking about for the van though.

I want the horse in your ass, not the van.

[CanadaPure]

I don't think we're on the same page.

I'm picturing a horse fucking you in the ass, while I fuck the van tailpipe. So no, probably not.

[CanadaPure]

Oh, I was thinking about putting a hose in my ass and spraying petroleum into it and you trying to light a match in my anal cavity.

This sounds excellent! The horse can fuck the van tailpipe while we do this. It's like mythbusters, but sexy!

[CanadaPure]

So you have the horse?

Not at the moment, but I know a girl who rides a horse. She has a major thing for me in high school, so if I contacted her I can probably borrow him for the event.

[CanadaPure]

Be sure to take a few carrots.

I bet she shoves carrots up her vagina and lets the horse (I think his name is Maxwell, she told me several times, but I gave no shits) eat them out.

[CanadaPure]

I was actually thinking she'd fuck the horse with the carrot then force you to eat it. I dunno. I don't know this girl.

Yes yes yes