"That's Fucked Up!"

[Cinderella Stan]

Lol my friend peed in a bottle of coke, with the coke still in it so you didnt see anything and we gave it to a girl we hated and we stood there while she drank it. YUCK. Fucked up.

I witnessed the same thing lol... a friend of mine got really angry at some dude at the party who was making a move on his ex, so he peed in a bottle of beer and handed it to him... I didn't laugh, it was so nasty and the guy didn't deserve it at all and even my friend (when he got sober) admitted what he did was not cool at all. At least the guy never knew what was in the beer hah.

[Tash8]

So none of you care if daddy Dubs dies (Emadyville for you new stupid people) huh?

that's fucked up, guys.

[Notalius]

gonna post a story soon. That shit is truly fucked up.

[Notalius]

I jizzed in my own eye once.

I accidently jizzed on my lip once ..

[Notalius]

I jizzed in my own eye once.

Came here to say this. Pun intended. Happened like 2 months ago, it fuckin stung.

I jizzed in my own eye once.

I accidently jizzed on my lip once ..

LOOL

don't know why girls don't like cum.. it felt warm on my lip tbh

[sneakerheadshady]

I've mentioned a few in this thread but there's some that are too fucked tbh

Nothing is too fucked up for this thread

[Just Silver]

whats fucked up is

i had an ex that got my first and last name tattooed on her 3 times

she wasnt mentally all there

[SpiderDiaze]

So one time a few years ago, when I was in grade 12, I was really drunk. In my drunk state, I decided I'd run around this running trail in the woods at 2 am to try and sober up, because I didn't want my parents to know how much I drank. So I'm running around these trails, and all of a sudden I have to shit. So I squat in the middle of the trail, and drop the nastiest swampy diarrhea of all time. I wiped with my socks, threw them in the tree, and then walked home.

The next day I decided to go back and see if it actually happened, or if I just had a dream that I shit in the woods. So I go back, look around, and find my nasty poop. Only there's a foot print in it. I felt bad for the poor sucker who stepped in my poop, but I thought it was funny.

When I get home however, I looked at the shoes I was wearing the night before. The left one was covered in shit. The poor sucker who stepped in my poop was me

That's fucked up.

Still laughing at this, that is too funny lol!

[sneakerheadshady]

whats fucked up is

i had an ex

whats fucked up is



she wasnt mentally all there

Tell us more, my man. She must have done other stuff, surely?

agreeing with what hesky said

[Just Silver]

did u read the tattoo part lol

[sneakerheadshady]

did u read the tattoo part lol

no i didnt see it

[Just Silver]

lol she tattooed my name 3 times first and last

[Cinderella Stan]

So one time a few years ago, when I was in grade 12, I was really drunk. In my drunk state, I decided I'd run around this running trail in the woods at 2 am to try and sober up, because I didn't want my parents to know how much I drank. So I'm running around these trails, and all of a sudden I have to shit. So I squat in the middle of the trail, and drop the nastiest swampy diarrhea of all time. I wiped with my socks, threw them in the tree, and then walked home.

The next day I decided to go back and see if it actually happened, or if I just had a dream that I shit in the woods. So I go back, look around, and find my nasty poop. Only there's a foot print in it. I felt bad for the poor sucker who stepped in my poop, but I thought it was funny.

When I get home however, I looked at the shoes I was wearing the night before. The left one was covered in shit. The poor sucker who stepped in my poop was me

That's fucked up.

Still laughing at this, that is too funny lol!

[sneakerheadshady]

lol she tattooed my name 3 times first and last

whew what happened when you broke up
?!?!

[Just Silver]

lol she tattooed my name 3 times first and last

whew what happened when you broke up
?!?!

heres the twist shes from Tennessee lol so i just blocked her on FB

she came to Massachusetts for like 5 days right before mybday

it was a decent time