**********the petition*************

[D@vid]

I love you all incredibly much.

can you let me in on this joke? why is everybody asking you to remove your avi?

just look at it. it doesn't need an explanation

[joelle]

^ you're the most charming creature I've ever witnessed.

[D@vid]

hey, i try my beast, i mean best

[James R.]

Judging by your avi I think you meant breast

[Tash8]

I love you all incredibly much.

can you let me in on this joke? why is everybody asking you to remove your avi?

just look at it. it doesn't need an explanation

lmao, good one david

[D@vid]

^ thanks

Judging by your avi I think you meant breast

no, im sure i meant beast but was nice and said best

[James R.]

what a guy you are. hats off to you.

[D@vid]

what a guy you are. hats off to you.

id prefer u don't take ur hat off

[James R.]

I wasn't wearing one regardless so technically your wish has been granted. Aren't you lucky

[D@vid]

i guess. do u suck dick? im not gay, i just want my balls licked a little and my dick slapped around. then i would be lucky

[James R.]

Good question. No. But you could probably get one of the 1500 groupies on here to lick you up a few times. A little work makes the treasure all the more wonderful doesn't it?

[D@vid]

fuck no. booty calls are always the best. i just wanna blow my load and get the fuck outta there. i don't wanna look for a hoe for an hour, talk for an hour, and then get to the fucking. i just wanna get in and then get out, literally

[James R.]

Whoa whoa whoa i never said anything about talking... i meant looking... take an hour to look for a decent look slut you can fuck with the lights on and wont mind you using a ski mask so she can't identify you when you bust in her, knock her up, and are nowhere to be found as far as she knows. Talking comes when you say "roll over" thats about it

[D@vid]

the thing is i don't care if shes ugly cuz im not worried about fucking with the lights on. makes things more interesting anyways cuz she can't expect where my dick is going. and im not worried about blowin in her, im gonna wear a rubber. bitches have too much shit these days. always wear a rubber, even if they say they're on the pill or whatever. never trust anybody, especially hoes

[Tash8]

Good question. No. But you could probably get one of the 1500 groupies on here to lick you up a few times. A little work makes the treasure all the more wonderful doesn't it?

groupies?!