"That's Fucked Up!"

[sneakerheadshady]

lol she tattooed my name 3 times first and last

whew what happened when you broke up
?!?!

heres the twist shes from Tennessee lol so i just blocked her on FB

she came to Massachusetts for like 5 days right before mybday

it was a decent time

sound nice but damn 5 days and she gets some tats

[SajN]

My ex and I met in my city (she lives 4 hours away) few days before I was going to Australia for supposedly 4 months. We had a hotel room. We kept rolling around on the bed, things got hectic (but no sex) for few hours, both with clothes and almost nudes, and then I had to go back home, so I left. On the way home I noticed my boxer shorts felt wet, so when I got home I checked them and... they were covered in blood, and not just a little. It was that time of the month.


That's fucked up.

[Just Silver]

I shit once and threw it at my mother in the shower

[sneakerheadshady]

My ex and I met in my city (she lives 4 hours away) few days before I was going to Australia for supposedly 4 months. We had a hotel room. We kept rolling around on the bed, things got hectic (but no sex) for few hours, both with clothes and almost nudes, and then I had to go back home, so I left. On the way home I noticed my boxer shorts felt wet, so when I got home I checked them and... they were covered in blood, and not just a little. It was that time of the month.


That's fucked up.

That's fucked up.

[sneakerheadshady]

I shit once and threw it at my mother in the shower

Back story? Whew

[Cinderella Stan]

I farted in the university elevator once when I was alone but on the next floor two girls walked in. I knew one of them, really embarrassing.

[Just Silver]

I shit once and threw it at my mother in the shower

Back story? Whew

I was like 10 Lol I picked it up with toilet paper

[Solace]

I shit once and threw it at my mother in the shower

Fuck is wrong with you

[Cinderella Stan]

I shit once and threw it at my mother in the shower

Back story? Whew

I was like 10 Lol I picked it up with toilet paper

Did you miss or you hit her with it?

[Just Silver]

It hit the back wall of the shower but she was mad

[Cinderella Stan]

^Thank God, still fucked up though.

[Snakebeast]

I jizzed in my own eye once.

I accidently jizzed on my lip once ..

Some people would be grateful for the free protein.

I jizzed up my nose once. I now have fears that I have cum coating my brain. Would explain a lot tbh.

[CanadaPure]

He should have told the story of breaking his moms shoulder instead.

[Just Silver]

Oh yea I also Broke my mothers shoulder

[Just Silver]

That'd be cool