TR Life Sim [Round One Complete]

[CanadaPure]

Tell them youre busy playing with your friends online

I'm playing with my friends on an Eminem fan forum, go away family.

[CanadaPure]

I'm playing with myself, gimme a hand

Shutup measles boy.

[StanBase]

Am I too late?

[CanadaPure]

Am I too late?

Yeah, but I'm going to do another round eventually anyway (probably not too long after this one) with a special twist.

[CanadaPure]

C - Prelim

Username: Rollefesen
Character Name: Dag Birkeland
Age: 0
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Bodo, Norway
Characteristics: Happy - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: N/A
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Born into a family of 5 (you, mom, dad, sister, brother).

Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 0
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: N/A
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Born into a family of 3 (you, mom, dad).

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 0
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: N/A
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Born into a family of 3 (you, mom, dad).

Username: Notalius
Character Name: Udo Mann
Age: 0
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Linz, Austria
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: N/A
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Born into a family of 4 (you, mom, dad, sister).

[CanadaPure]

C - 5
Username: Rollefesen
Character Name: Dag Birkeland
Age: 5
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Bodo, Norway
Characteristics: Happy - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: N/A
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You almost died from food poisoning, but you survived.

Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 5
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: N/A
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Your father is schizophrenic. You've had a pretty boring life so far, I'm very sorry. It's probably because you live in Regina.

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 5
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: N/A
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Your mom got expelled from university LOL what a stupid bitch.

Username: Notalius
Character Name: Udo Mann
Age: 5
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Linz, Austria
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: N/A
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Your mother is depressed because she had you and you're a shitty little child.

[CanadaPure]

C - 10
Username: Rollefesen
Character Name: Dag Birkeland
Age: 10
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Bodo, Norway
Characteristics: Happy - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Student
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You were held back a year in school because your brain doesn't work so good. That's okay though, because you're still a very nice young man.

Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 10
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Student
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You still ain't done SHIT. Fuck man. You go to school, come home, and that's it. You probably have no friends.

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 10
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Student
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You have started school. You have been held back a year in school for your increasingly poor performance. You picked up your brains from you mom who flunked out of college I guess. :[

Username: Notalius
Character Name: Udo Mann
Age: 10
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Linz, Austria
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: Student
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You're in school. You're boring, fuck you.

[CanadaPure]

C - 15
Username: Rollefesen
Character Name: Dag Birkeland
Age: 15
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Bodo, Norway
Characteristics: Happy - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Metal Worker.
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You stole 300,000 krones, but then you were also held back in school for another year you fucking idiot. You've come out as a homosexual at 14 years old, and started dating another boy. You dropped out of school, took a job as a metal worker, and your boyfriend broke up with you. You are the homosex.

Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 15
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Student
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker
Notes: You skipped ahead a year in school, but you started smoking cigarettes. You've been dumped by two different girls in the span of two years. Rookie.

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 15
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Student
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker, infertility
Notes: You have started smoking, and it turns out you're infertile which is pretty cool. You've started trade school, but you suck at it so you've been placed on academic probation lol.

Username: Notalius
Character Name: Udo Mann
Age: 15
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Linz, Austria
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: Student
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You dated a bitch, then dumped the bitch. Sorry.

[DetroitSkills]

C - 15

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 15
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Student
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker, infertility
Notes: You have started smoking, and it turns out you're infertile which is pretty cool. You've started trade school, but you suck at it so you've been placed on academic probation lol.

[CanadaPure]

C - 20
Username: Rollefesen
Character Name: Dag Birkeland
Age: 20
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Bodo, Norway
Characteristics: Happy - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Prisoner
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker
Notes: You've started dating another boyfriend, which is cute. You took up smoking, and have also done illegal drugs with your friends (and presumably boyfriend). You stole some money from your work, got caught, then tried to steal from them again. You were sentenced to five years in prison.

Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 20
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Student
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker
Notes: You've been accepted to university, but two girls broke up with you so that's very sad. I'm so sorry.

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 20
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Primary School Teachers Aid
Spouse: Virginia
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker, infertility
Notes: You have begun a job as a primary school teachers age. Following this you tried illegal drugs with your friends. You have stolen over 100,000 USD. You are also now married to a woman named Virginia who you started dating at 13 years old.

Username: Notalius
Character Name: Udo Mann
Age: 20
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Linz, Austria
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: Student
Spouse: Ulrika
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You married some girl named Ulrika while you're in art school. So you're living in some cheapass dwelling since neither of you have an income.

[CanadaPure]

C - 30
Username: Rollefesen
Character Name: Dag Birkeland
Age: 30
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Bodo, Norway
Characteristics: Happy - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Prisoner – Metal worker – Prisoner – Metal Worker
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker
Notes: Upon your release from prison you got your job as a metal worker back. You then make a successful theft of 100 krones, but tried to steal from your work again and got caught. You were sentenced to two years in prison this time. On second release, you got your job back again as a metal worker and proceeded to steal several thousand dollars from the company. Your boyfriend broke up with you/

Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 30
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Marketing Director
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker
Notes: Your father has killed himself. You have clinical depression, but you've also been cured of clinical depression. You've graduated from university and started a job as a marketing director! Hurray!



Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 30
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Primary School Teachers Aid
Spouse: Vriginia
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker, infertility
Notes: You've failed to quit smoking twice, you keep stealing shit because your wife wont find a job and you can't live on your salary. You lost money to a get-rich-quick scheme lol idiot.

Username: Notalius
Character Name: Udo Mann
Age: 30
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Linz, Austria
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: Engineer.
Spouse: Ulrika
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You got a degree in art, and somehow this qualified you to get hired as an engineer. I don't know how that works, but whatever. You're probably the first person in the world to actually get a good paying job on an art degree lol. Your wife is an office clerk.

[CanadaPure]

C - 40
Username: Rollefesen
Character Name: Dag Birkeland
Age: 40
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Bodo, Norway
Characteristics: Happy - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Metal Worker
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker
Notes: You dated a couple of men for long periods of time, and are currently dating one. Your mother has breast cancer.


Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 40
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Marketing Director
Spouse: Palmela (divorced), Mildred (current).
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You've married some bitch named Palmela, she spends a lot of your money. You have divorced Palmela. You have given up smoking after the divorce. You have married a diabetic named Mildred.

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 40
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Primary School Teachers Aid
Spouse: Virginia
Children: Dennis
Health Issues: Smoker, infertility
Notes: Your wife has given birth to a boy named Dennis. You're infertile, so I'm assuming she cheated on you, even though the game doesn't say any such thing. Sorry Miller. She seemed like such a nice girl too. JK. Also, your mom died.

Username: Notalius
Character Name: Udo Mann
Age: 40
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Linz, Austria
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: Engineer.
Spouse: Ulrika
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Your father died.

[CanadaPure]

C - 50
Username: Rollefesen
Character Name: Dag Birkeland
Age: 50
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Bodo, Norway
Characteristics: Happy - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Metal Worker
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker
Notes: Your father has died at 68 from diabetes, and your mother has died at 69 from breast cancer. Your boyfriend was an alcoholic for a while, but now he's sober. You failed at quitting smoking.

Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 50
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Marketing Director
Spouse: Palmela (divorced), Mildred (current).
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: You have developed lung cancer due to your history as a smoker. You have won the battle with lung cancer a year later, and are back to good health.

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 50
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Primary School Teachers Aid
Spouse: Virginia
Children: Dennis
Health Issues: Smoker, infertility
Notes: Your dad died.

Username: Notalius
Character Name: Udo Mann
Age: 50
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Linz, Austria
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: Engineer.
Spouse: Ulrika (dead)
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Recovering from a stroke.
Notes: Your wife has died at 45 from diabetes. Her office clerk salary will surely be missed. RIP. You have had a stroke following your wife's death.

[CanadaPure]

C - 60
Username: Rollefesen
Character Name: Dag Birkeland
Age: 57 (dead)
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Bodo, Norway
Characteristics: Happy - Sporty
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Metal Worker
Spouse: N/A
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Smoker, dementia
Notes: You have senile dementia, and have fallen and broken your leg. You have broken up with your boyfriend. You keep breaking into cars to steal cash, as you have increasing medical bills from your dementia. You have died at 57 years old. Final net worth: 100,567 USD

Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 60
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Marketing Director
Spouse: Palmela (divorced), Mildred (current).
Children: N/A
Health Issues: None
Notes: Your mother has died, they left you no inheritance. You have stolen money from your work, and from some houses. You doing gooood baby.

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 60
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Primary School Teachers Aid
Spouse: Virginia
Children: Dennis
Health Issues: Smoker, infertility
Notes: Your son still lives with you, he's 24.

Username: Notalius
Character Name: Udo Mann
Age: 60 (dead)
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Linz, Austria
Characteristics: Intelligent - Artistic
Base Attitude: Good
Job: Engineer.
Spouse: Ulrika (dead), Brunhilde (current)
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Recovering from a stroke.
Notes: You've married a new woman named Brunhilde. Your mother has died, I am sorry. Your car was stolen. You house was broken into. You have been assaulted. You have died at 60 from a stroke. Final net worth: 526,000 USD.

[CanadaPure]

C - 70
Username: Bigray
Character Name: Scott Stevens
Age: 64 (dead)
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Regina, Canada
Characteristics: Intelligent - Happy
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Marketing Director
Spouse: Palmela (divorced), Mildred (dead).
Children: N/A
Health Issues: Heart disease
Notes: Your wife is dead at 63 from diabetes. You have died at 64 from heart disease. Net worth: 147,000 USD

Username: Miller
Character Name: Roger Hicks
Age: 70
Gender: M
Origin of Birth: Tacoma, United States
Characteristics: Happy - Artistic
Base Attitude: Evil
Job: Primary School Teachers Aid
Spouse: Virginia (dead)
Children: Dennis
Health Issues: Smoker, infertility, alcoholic, recovering from a stroke, mouth cancer, lung cancer.
Notes: You wife died at 63, because she had a heart attack. Damn. Good thing she cheated on you, so you probably aren't even sad. You've become an alcoholic, your thirty year old son still lives at home. You've had a stroke, and they're still letting you work as a teachers aid. You have developed mouth cancer. You have developed lung cancer.