Fucking battletoads.

[Block]

What is wrong with this world? Let's skim the fucking surface and find out.

America. Yeah, I live here. Don't get me wrong, the only other place I'd rather live--if I absolutely had to--would be Japan. Purely for the women. But what the fuck is wrong with us as a country? Is it our insatiable need to gorge ourselves to the point of near-explosion on anything and everything that will more than likely lessen our expected life-span from 'old and gray' to 'barely middle aged and obese'? Or is it the fact our Government are the biggest bullies the world has ever seen? Fuck capitalism (unless it's in my favor). catch the irony?

I'm going to skip the boring-ass history lesson and get to the meat of things; Which is more than likely pork; Fat asses. After supplying Iraq with an unpresidented amount of firepower during the 80's, we decided it was a quote-end-quote 'bad idea' and decided to go to war with them. This was 1990. 11 years later, 2001, we still have fucking troops in Iraq. With the bombing of the twin towers Bush now has an excuse to broadcast his middle eastern beatdown (and gather media and civilian support in the process) Good job, sheep. Good job. 10 years later, 2011, we're still fucking there. What's the excuse this time? Are we still expected to believe we're there under the pretense of 'peace and restoration'? Fuck you. If that were the case, why aren't we in Africa attempting to restore Zimbabwae? I'm willing to bet that the vast majority of you have no idea what's happening in Zimbabwae, do you? Or in the majority of militarized African countries, for that matter. See, Zimbabwae has a president by the name of Robert Mugabe. (Click the name to see). This ruthless motherfucker has been single handedly responsible for lowering the life-expectancy of his people from 65 to 38. THIRY EIGHT. What the fuck? And WE are okay with this? But we're not okay with a couple of camel riding motherfuckers tossing rocks at each other? (No offense to the muslims here, but jesus christ..). This motherfucker, Mugabe, is solely responsible for over FIVE THOUSAND political assassinations / murders, just to keep his place as president. That's five thousand people. His idol is Adolf Hitler; Does that not say enough?

Fuck. And we're over in the desert for 'peace and restoration'. Give it up, you dirty fucking bigot; You're there for oil.



What's wrong with the world? Pussies who want to make love to their girlfriends. Listen, fuckface, just because your uncle diddled you when you were a kid and you've now grown an irrational fear of the vagina, that doesn't mean you have the right to drag the image of every man through the fucking mud just to satisfy your "sensitive side". Faggot.

I had a friend--who will remain anonymous--text me the other day asking for tips on how to better 'make love' to his girlfriend. He actually used the term 'make love'. Granted, this could be because I met him at a church youth group; Still, faith in a higher power is no reason to be a cock-pleasing faggot. If anything, it's more of a reason to plow the shit out of that pussy; I mean, don't we get brownie points for saving souls?

At any rate, I laughed and responded with: "Stop 'making love' to her and fuck her."
My anonymous friend got very offended. What the fuck is wrong with people? Women, or atleast the vast majority of them, are whores. They want to be treated like dirty little sluts and have their brains fucked out until they can't consciously subtract the total amount of times you failed to please her. Slow sex is no fun for anyone. (take it from me anyone here who is a virgin; *ahem* Just silver *ahem* pay attention).. Do not slow fuck. From now on when you're fucking a girl, and you're going slow and soft--making love--you're going to see an almost tangible sign on her back that will scream (in cool neon colors) "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!". You will abruptly squeeze her hips and start thrusting for all your manhood is worth. Good job, you just earned a point on your man-card, faggot.



What's wrong with the fucking world? Hippies. What is with you dirty motherfuckers? Listen, I understand the 60's era with all the drugs and shit, but now? What the fuck is your excuse now? Is technology too much for you to handle? Are you rebeling against how awesome my 52 inch plasma TV is? Okay, counter-culture, why don't how about you bend over that counter and insert a bees-wax dildo into that nasty jungle trap of a hole you call a vagina. After that, you can have a nice camp fire and sing kumbaya until the sun comes up; Faggots.

Seriously, what the fuck is so appealing about not bathing for weeks on end and looking like you just stepped off the set of, "hey I'm a faggot rape me in the ass"? I don't understand you pussies. And this green peace bullshit? What's this? So you're dedicating yourselves to saving the environment for your grandchildren and so-on? That would be admirable if it weren't a stupid, hypocritical fucking idea. Yeah, you know that chemical plant you rally against because it tests their products on animals? How the fuck do you think we got so advanced in medical science to save your sorry ass when you accidently over dosed on whatever opiate you're hopped up on this day? Here's an idea, how about the ethical treatment of HUMAN BEINGS. Yeah, that's just an idea, fuckface. I don't see you rallying around the bus terminal or protesting at the city board because of all the bums being kicked around the streets. You fucking hypocrite.


Fuck everyone.

[Maybe]

Have you ever considered writing childrens books?

I agree with 99.9 percent of this post. Honestly, the only reason I don't agree with you 100 percent is because the number '100' --with a bit of creative editing-- can be made to look like a small penis with giant balls. I don't feel that cocky, yet.

[Block]

Briefly. Until I found out only homosexuals and old people write children's books. Well, and slug.. But he doesn't count.

[Xray]

That was an amazing post man. I actually laughed about that tossing rocks comment, that's so fucking true. The bit about hippies is entertaining as fuck.

[Block]

haha, thanks guys.. and yeah, menzo, i agree.

[Robbie G]

fauxpas = mcmaybe?

[Maybe]

fauxpas = mcmaybe?

Yes, indeed.

[Mahmoud48]

i agree with u tbh
i hate senstive as people who cant take a joke
also when u call america bullies mostly everyone in my class agrees
its nice to see everyone waking up are realizing this shit

[WakeUpShow]

i agree with u tbh
i hate senstive as people who cant take a joke
also when u call america bullies mostly everyone in my class agrees
its nice to see everyone waking up are realizing this shit

we also help just about everyone who needs helping.

Great fucking post k block. i agree with everything (almost).

[Robbie G]

fauxpas = mcmaybe?

Yes, indeed.

Well fuck me, Just when I thought the forum was turning into a pile of flaming shit....

[Devil'sAdvocate]

That was fuckin amazing man.

[Maybe]

fauxpas = mcmaybe?

Yes, indeed.

Well fuck me, Just when I thought the forum was turning into a pile of flaming shit....

I come around and take a giant "just drank a 40 ounce" piss on everything.

[Solace]

fauxpas = mcmaybe?

Yes, indeed.

It's Coleon

[Maybe]

fauxpas = mcmaybe?

Yes, indeed.

It's Coleon

Not this crap again.

[MikeNUFC]

we also help just about everyone who needs helping.