Member Most Likely to... ?

[EminemBase]

So, in this thread, off the basis of the title, reply with an end to that sentence then a member that fits the description. I'll start it off...

Member Most Likely to...
Eventually figure out everything and become a mind so powerful that entire galaxies begin to orbit around (and eventually merge INTO) his sweltering, bullet-proof, god-like brain: Me.

Next...

[Satire]

Member most likely to violently suck his own dick until cum starts exuding from the corners of his eye sockets: EminemBase.

Member most likely to meh: EminemBase.

Member most likely to defend Eminem: EminemBase

Member most likely to take drugs: EminemBase

Member most likely to get dissed by Evan C: Block

[EminemBase]

Member most likely to be disowned by his parents for being such a bitter, fugly dissapo... oh no, that's already happened. Um, mostly likely to... FINALLY recognize his own putridness? no no, that will never happen, way too stupid and self-deluded, urm...

Oh! - Most likely TO... get fuxed over and tricked into eating his own parents by EminemBase, like Cartman did to that fugly ginger kid in South Park: Satire. Hope you like soup

PS. I've taken drugs in abundance, and talked about it a lot. So that's not a 'most likely', that's already happened, and continues to happen. Keep up now.

[Satire]

Why would I care if I eat my parents since they just disowned me? Fail.

Member most likely to fail: EminemBase.

I've taken drugs in abundance, and talked about it a lot. So that's not a 'most likely', that's already happened, and continues to happen. Keep up now.

I don't know if you took drugs or not, but you claim to, so you're probably the most likely on this forum take them, am I right?

[EminemBase]

^ Because you're a needy person, and child, who craves the love and approval of his even fuglier parents yet has been refused it, and disowned.

Just because they hate you doesn't mean you hate them.

So: Win.

Member most likely to fail at recognizing a win: Satire.

[EminemBase]

I don't know if you took drugs or not, but you claim to, so you're probably the most likely on this forum take them, am I right?

Not really. Somebody saying something doesn't make them the most likely.

There are more important factors such as lifestyle, mental state and indicators in the way a person thinks and communicates that could imply they have had experience with drugs.

Here, how about I say... I'm going to win an Oscar. Does this now make me the most likely person on this forum to win an Oscar, just because I've typed it?

[Satire]

^ Because you're a needy person, and child, who craves the love and approval of his even fuglier parents yet has been refused it, and disowned.

Just because they hate you doesn't mean you hate them.

So: Win.

Member most likely to fail at recognizing a win: Satire.

You're making false accusations.

1.) I am beautiful.
2.) I haven't craved the love of my parents since you fed them to me.
3.) My parents were planning to disown me, but you fed them to me, so too late for that.
4.) Meh

Member to most likely make false accusations: EminemBase

Not really. Somebody saying something doesn't make them the most likely.

There are more important factors such as lifestyle, mental state and indicators in the way a person thinks and communicates that could imply they have had experience with drugs.

Here, how about I say... I'm going to win an Oscar. Does this now make me the most likely person on this forum to win an Oscar, just because I've typed it?

No but you are definitely the most err.."Descriptive" of it on this forum, and your posts seem very sincere about the subject. It may not be true, actually there might be a decent chance that it isn't, but out of all of the members on this forum I'd say you're atleast the "Most Likely"

[EminemBase]

^ Because you're a needy person, and child, who craves the love and approval of his even fuglier parents yet has been refused it, and disowned.

Just because they hate you doesn't mean you hate them.

So: Win.

Member most likely to fail at recognizing a win: Satire.

You're making false accusations.

1.) I am beautiful.
2.) I haven't craved the love of my parents since you fed them to me.
3.) My parents were planning to disown me, but you fed them to me, so too late for that.
4.) Meh

Member to most likely make false accusations: EminemBase

1) no comment, but it's a joke anyway, so irrelevant if you are or not.
2) obviously you'd crave the love PRIOR to eating them. And you wouldn't know you were eating them anyway. Your claim was that you wouldn't care if you ate your parents since they disowned you. Which makes no sense. And in fact people often crave the love of people who won't give it to them more. Hence, love / hate relationships.

3) no, they already disowned you, and now I'm planning to feed them to you. I said MOST LIKELY to eat them, not that you already have. So you're making a 'most likely' a reality AND getting the order wrong.

4) meh

[Satire]

1.) I am beautiful
2.) But I didn't crave them, therefore you're lying.
3.) I already ate them, so you're lying again. Tisk Tisk.
4.) Eh.

[EminemBase]

1.) I am beautiful
2.) But I didn't crave them, therefore you're lying.
3.) I already ate them, so you're lying again. Tisk Tisk.
4.) Eh.

1) no comment (but, actually - a comment. Because 'no comment' is a comment).
2) yes you did. You are lying.
3) how'd they taste?
4) meh.

[Satire]

1.) Completely stunned by my beauty? It's alright, alot of people are.
2.) No, you're lying. My parents abandoned me at a very young age, hence why I didn't care when my aunt called me saying that they were "missing", and I didn't care when I found my mother's asian index finger in my soup. I chugged that shit regardless.
3.) You suck at cooking. Take some lessons from Lil' B.
4.) Meh

[EminemBase]

1.) Completely stunned by my beauty? It's alright, alot of people are.
2.) No, you're lying. My parents abandoned me at a very young age, hence why I didn't care when my aunt called me saying that they were "missing", and I didn't care when I found my mother's asian index finger in my soup.
3.) You suck at cooking. Take some lessons from Lil' B.
4.) Meh

1) You caught me. I've yet to catch a breath since laying eyes on you. Though, not actually having seen you makes this reality kind of impossible but, meh.
2) I'm always lying, I'm a rotten scamp.
3) Suck at cooking? surely not. How about... you suck at... eating? you don't taste right! I boiled your Mamma's liver to perfection, succulent in blood. And pepper.
4) Meh.

[VenomBlackViper]

Since when did yall have beef, or is this another set up

[Satire]

Since when did yall have beef, or is this another set up

We had beef since he made some out of my parents.

Member most likely to have his thread derailed by an actual God: EminemBase

[Fleka]

Member most likely to never read the stuff you guys wrote in this thread-Fleka.