How to get rid of a hickey?

[Atone]

so me and my ex were hangin tonight, ended up fucking like crazy, and as usual she goes in for my neck, how i have a big ass hickey, whats the fastest way to get rid of this shit, i wouldn't mind it exept it's gonna be hard to find a job with a hickey blasted on my neck

[DƎRDYPK]

you can't

give that bitch a hickey on her titty doe

[ChristinaE12]

I'd say your probably fucked.. I've heard toothpaste can sometimes lighten it up a bit.

But your best bet is just to cover it up with make up.. Yeah it's "girly" or whatever but it's probably your best option.

[Atone]

you can't

give that bitch a hickey on her titty doe

i was gonna but she put her top back on cuz ppl were walkin by,

[DƎRDYPK]

weakkkkkkkkk

[Atone]

weakkkkkkkkk

lol it's bad enough we live in a ghetto and cops drive by all the time, i'm always havin to stop to make sure nobody catches us,

[Ka0t1c]

cold spoon

[BigBoss]

weakkkkkkkkk

lol it's bad enough we live in a ghetto and cops drive by all the time, i'm always havin to stop to make sure nobody catches us,

same. we usually go to park at night

[Atone]

weakkkkkkkkk

lol it's bad enough we live in a ghetto and cops drive by all the time, i'm always havin to stop to make sure nobody catches us,

same. we usually go to park at night

the closest park to her house is 4 miles away, the strangest place we went was behind an old folks home, that and i also tied her up to a light pole that stands in the back yard of an abandoned house, other than that we usually just end up in her front yard

[BigBoss]

tied her up to a pole?

[Atone]

tied her up to a pole?

Lol yes, we were walking to my house, and instead of going to long way we use a cut thru that goes thru the yard of an abanond house, once we got in the yard we ended up makin out and i used her bra to tie her hands around the poll, it was fun but creepy, cuz the house has a shit ton of graffiti all over it, and i'm pretty sure a bum sleeps in the house,

[BigBoss]

tied her up to a pole?

Lol yes, we were walking to my house, and instead of going to long way we use a cut thru that goes thru the yard of an abanond house, once we got in the yard we ended up makin out and i used her bra to tie her hands around the poll, it was fun but creepy, cuz the house has a shit ton of graffiti all over it, and i'm pretty sure a bum sleeps in the house,

i wouldnt fuck with that lol

[Atone]

Lol there was more of a risk behind the old folks home, cuz they had camera's back there, it's always fun to get your fuck on knowing there's a high risk of getting caught, which we did get caught once when her mom came out and caught us, thank fuckin god it was her mom, cuz if it was her dad, i'd be dead cuz that mother fucker hates my ass, he always has, even when me and her were kids, he was a fuckin dickhead

he's already pulled a gun on me once

[BigBoss]

lololollllol wtf, i dont take risks like that lolollolol

[Atone]

lololollllol wtf, i dont take risks like that lolollolol

lol i do, but i'v always been crazy like that, i was doin alot of jackass type shit before Jackass was on tv, i bet i'v had at least 9 or 10 concussions in my life