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Leader:
Me. With my tall figure and deep voice I posses the perfect leader abilities. I will be your shepherd and voice of reason on this island.
Right Hand:
It has been a tough decision between FreeDoom and McMaybe. In the end we decided for FreeDoom because McMaybe really wanted to be in charge of repopulating the island. He even brought blueprints to design a cave that he could call his office and working space. He told us he needed room for certain experiments to smoothen the process. I'm clueless to why he called it 'The Fritzl Palace', but I must give it to him, it does sound quite homy.
Medicin Man
AbramIsaac is my medicin man/shaman. In these dark days we need someone who can get us high on plants.
Minister of administration:
SajN will be my minister of administration. He is in charge of registering everyone on the island and he has to make sure everyone pays their taxes on time. He is also allowed to make use of law-enforcers to make sure everyone co-orperates with him.
Minister of security:
McZu will be the minister of security. He will make sure everyone follows the rules and that everyone listens to the authority on this island. He will be to the members what O'Brien was to Winston Smith. With his skill to detect lying and his ability to apply mind control on a large scale he is one of the more important members of this community. If anyone undermines certain rules they will be held captive on a location where they will be mentally broken and reformed.
Goons:
Goons will do my dirty work and are in charge of harassing certain citizens of this island. Notorious goons include VBV, Lello, GameTheory and Chet Starr.
Females:
All surviving females will be placed in three different groups:
a. Fritzl Palace workgroup. They are chosen by McMaybe and are rarely seen outside of the palace. They are usually under the age of 12.
b. My harem. They are chosen by me and usually seen without any clothes.
c. Kitchen workgroup.
Animal caretaker:
Kez really wanted this position and since he was the only one, we gave it to him. Kez is barely seen away from the animals these days. It all started when rumors went around that he spent his nights between the ponies and horses talking to them in weird voices and calling them weird names. Before we knew it he had actually painted some of the horses in different bright colors and he took them on a long walks where he would make them try to act out specific scenes. I have consulted AbramIsaac about this matter but he claimed that there was no plant strong enough for that kind of behavior. He did ask me to give him some of the stuff if I ever find out what Kez was on. The latest news is that Kez is trying to get a marriage license from Sajn to mary the pink painted horse.
Sperm Bank employees:
Being a goon is not the only thing Lello is good at. Lello has been working closely with McMaybe to provide for sperm. We chose Lello because he has magic masturbation powers in which he can orgasm in 20 seconds by just looking at pictures of celebrities.
There is also a group of members that have run away from our beautiful society. Our minister of administration has been working on a list of those people. McZu is busy making sure that everyone knows they are sworn enemy. Not much is known about these people, other than that the leader of those villains is my lost son, Satire.
