Name your injuries

[Atone]

got bored, was just on facebook talking about all the crazy injuries and shit i'v had in my life, some i can't remember to well tho, anyways, thought it would be interesting to see the injuries some of you have had, for me it goes

1 Broken Collerbone
1 Broken foot
1 Broken Jaw
1 Broken Wrist
1 Fractured Neck
Broke my nose at least 4 different times
have had at least 10 concussions
Torn Tissue in both Knee's

Dog ripped my face open (Ripped top lip in half, put a hole in my bottom lip)

Stabbed in back by a window (some windows pull out instead of being lifted up, i was picking up something off the ground, when i stood up, the sharp edge of the window stabbed me in the lower side of my back)

at least 4 of my concussions come from different car wrecks

I'm partially blind (completly blind in my left eye)

thats all i remember at the moment, i'm sure there's more that i forgot

[SG.]

Jesus, you need to start wearing a bulletproof vest or something.

My injuries include:

Broken foot
Burnt hand

As well as minor cuts and bruises.

[Atone]

I don't think anyone can top that list haha.

I've lost count how many times I've broken fingers, it's always either my index or middle. I've also had whiplash, and I split my head open at the side of my eye as a kid. The skull didn't fracture, just the tissue opened and was gashed. I still have a scar to this day, because believe it or not, the hospital didn't see to me. I was in the waiting room for an hour, blood all over the floor, and still nobody saw to me.

The ospital i went to when i broke my collerbone was like that, lol they had to do surgury on a dude to amputatye his foot....dude woke up to see they cut off the wrong damn foot

[mdemaz]

Various burn scars and broken right wrist.

[Trimss]

Broken left hand. that's it lmao.

[Atone]

Can't remember them all but the biggest pain I ever suffered was a wound on my penis, got a scar there lol.

Tell us more.

I had a thrombosed vein in my penis once due to rough masturbation haha, I take things easier these days

I think i did that....exept i did it fuckin a mexican chick, after i finished i had to piss and it felt like i broke my dick when i went to pull it out....

[Atone]

Thank fucking god i'm not the only one it happened to....cuz when it happened i thought the bitch gave me an STD lol, cuz i litterally could not do anything with it for a couple weeks without feeling some pain

[Trimss]

^ What do you masturbate with, glass?

[Atone]

Can't remember them all but the biggest pain I ever suffered was a wound on my penis, got a scar there lol.

Tell us more.

I had a thrombosed vein in my penis once due to rough masturbation haha, I take things easier these days

Oh shit lol

Mine was a deep cut, and I've faced a lot of cuts everywhere but I tell you that was a fucking deep cut, also from rough masturbation.

Is that you Edward Sizzor Hands?

The funny thing is I had a lot of wounds of all types on my penis but none of them hurt as bad as that one. Shit was hell.

[xRas]

My left foot as gone through alot lol, Worst putting me in a wheelchair and my mum broke my nose one time lol.

[Sam.]

my ejaculation leaves exit wounds ...

[Solace]

I've only ever had a concussion, scalp abrasions and a minor burnt leg. Little ankle twists and scrapes here and there but nothing serious.

One time back in grade 8 I was being a dickhead on the treadmill, lost control, slipped, both of my legs were practically ripped open and it took a year to heal it so I had to walk around with those thick tissue things from hospitals covering my legs under my pants.

[Atone]

I've only ever had a concussion, scalp abrasions and a minor burnt leg. Little ankle twists and scrapes here and there but nothing serious.

One time back in grade 8 I was being a dickhead on the treadmill, lost control, slipped, both of my legs were practically ripped open and it took a year to heal it so I had to walk around with those thick tissue things from hospitals covering my legs under my pants.

i'm suprised that has never happened to me yet, there's times when i should have had some serious injuries and somehow barly had a scratch from shit

[Atone]

Well...I haven't broken anything I had my ankle ligaments torn twice and didn't go to the hospital or get crutches either time, despite it looking like a tennis ball was stuffed under my skin.

That's probably the worst. I feel like a pussy in this thread.

nah ur not a pussy, your just normal and not crazy as fuck

[Blu]

Jesus, you need to start wearing a bulletproof vest or something.

I broke my left wrist once. And sprained my ankle. That's it.

Can't forget the day I broke my nose!!!