I need help..

[Blu]

You see.. I like this girl, and she likes me back. We're pretty close too, we cuddled on my bed before, made out and kissed (multiple times). She even sent me pics of her in her panties before. Sounds like fun right?

Here's the kicker: she has a boyfriend.

So what I'm asking from you smart TRIans is.. well.. I need to hatch a plan, on how to break them up? My friends have already told me to ignore the chick for like a week, resulting in her desire for me to grow. But, I just wanna know what other ideas you guys have?

PS, don't give me the "omg u r such an @sswhole fur doin dis!" treatment, I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Solace]

If she's unhappy enough with her boyfriend to cheat on him with you, why doesn't she just break up with her boyfriend and be with you?

Or is she just a whore?

[Blu]

If she's unhappy enough with her boyfriend to cheat on him with you, why doesn't she just break up with her boyfriend and be with you?

I was thinking that too, she told me she doesn't love him as much as she did since she met me. But then again, if she just walks up to him and says she found someone else, that'll cause beef towards me.

Or is she just a whore?

Well, she did date a guy for 3 years until her current boyfriend came along and made her cheat with him. So, I'm sorta in the same position as he was.. if that makes sense. Haha.

[Solace]

She can't just tell him she isn't interested in him anymore and then you'll come in a couple weeks later? So it doesn't seem like you were the cause of the break up.

[ChristinaE12]

I'd stay away from her. Well, if you are trying to get into an actual relationship with her. If she does this with you and has a boyfriend then she'll do it again if you are her boyfriend too.

If you just want to fuck her, then just do it.. Who cares if she has a boyfriend or not. I guess.

It really depends on what you want exactly.

[JamaicanPattlez]

See, I'd tell you HOW... but in the end you'll receive bad karma. Best solution is to wait until this trick knows what she wants and go from there.

[Blu]

She can't just tell him she isn't interested in him anymore and then you'll come in a couple weeks later? So it doesn't seem like you were the cause of the break up.

That's what I was thinking, but I don't know. She says she still "loves" him. I'll just ignore her and see her reaction. Thanks Solace.

I'd stay away from her. Well, if you are trying to get into an actual relationship with her. If she does this with you and has a boyfriend then she'll do it again if you are her boyfriend too.

My friends have told me this, too. But the thing is, the only contact her and her bf have is at school. Outside of school, there's zero contact. And plus we're constantly texting and talking, so I'm pretty sure that'll keep her mind on me. I am trying to get into an actual relationship, btw.

[Solace]

She can't just tell him she isn't interested in him anymore and then you'll come in a couple weeks later? So it doesn't seem like you were the cause of the break up.

That's what I was thinking, but I don't know. She says she still "loves" him. I'll just ignore her and see her reaction. Thanks Solace.

I wish you good luck.

[Maybe]

Sounds like a slut to me... hardly girlfriend material. If you must be with her for some twisted reason, simply sabotage the boyfriend. There are many ways to do this... Fake phone calls by a friend of yours that's a girl (or a very girly sounding boy), fake account and posts/flirting on facebook, fake photos (if Photoshop is your specialty), or... my ultimate favorite:

You play a game of capture the flag with her heart. Firstly, you take those underwear photos and make dozens of copies. Secondly, you record flirty or preferably sexually enticing conversations with her and make MP3 cds with these recordings. Finally, you try your best to get a nude picture of her.

Ways of doing so:

1: Alcohol
2: Drugs
3: Simply asking her

All of these methods work equally well, with number 2 working the fastest. If you know anyone that's either black or Haitian, number 2 should be easily accessible. Of course, most Spanish people (non-Mexican) may possibly have access to a connection.

Now, the fun begins. First, you make a poster sized cardboard cut out of the nude picture and take tons of seductive photos with it. If you can make it look real, cum on the poster board face for one of the shots. Take pictures of these, and send a copy of each to HER, but have the sent address be HIS (as if they were sent from him). Now, make sure to include a letter (printed so that she can't take it to a handwriting specialist) that explicitly states the rules to follow. Say things like "I don't want to freak you out, but me and him took these photos before exploding on your cutout". Remember, she's a woman. Be sweet... "I really just wanted to get closer to you, and what better way than to share you with another man".

The first thing she'll wonder is 'WHAT THE FUCK', followed by a series of confusing thoughts to process.

Let this cookie bake for a while. Step two, send the underwear photos and a cd of the MP3s to HIM, but make sure to cut your voice out of the calls so that it seems to have been made for HIM. However, behind each photo sign a different guys name (if possible, guys that he would know that she knows), and make sure to include their listed phone numbers. (You could always just randomly find kids on the highschool website and search their listings in the phonebook).

The first thing he'll wonder is 'WHAT THE FUCK', followed by a series of dangerously suicidal thoughts involving her. He'll believe her to be a whore, and she'll have no way to correct his assumptions.

Now, who is the innocent shoulder to cry on in this whole mess? You.

Mission accomplished.

[Blu]

Maybe you're a GENIUS!!!

[JamaicanPattlez]

Scary thing is, it's doable too.

[Eazy-GFX]

Scary thing is, it's doable too.

Lmfao, this.

That's fucking crazy, Maybe.

[Maybe]

Thanks . You should do it though, it may work.

[Kez]

What's with all the fuckin girl threads lately?

[Trimss]

Maybe gave you a good solution, you should really follow his instructions.

Seriously, if she left her ex-boyfriend for that guy, then she leaves her for you, you can obviously expect her to do the same thing again. Seems like a slut tbh. No offense.

Plus, if she keeps telling you "i'll leave him i'll leave him" during weeks, you can be sure she won't leave him lmao.