Vagina Trolls are Real?

[trinell05]

So, I was looking a member's sig, and I can't remember who it is, but they said something about being a vagina troll. I was like and then I looked it up. Apparently, they're real.

This is my first journal community post! Lolz! I <3 God and especial Jesus and I want to use my community to spread the love! So like... I have this problem. I really wanna have sex but i can't! i met my bf on myspace and he really wants to do it soon but i'm afraid. there's this troll who lives in my bagina. Her name is pillow pants and jesus put her in there so that i can't have sex! somtimEz it seems like Jesus can be a mean Jerk but then I remember I love him lolz.

Anyways, Pillow Pants told me she would bite off my BF's weiner if he sticks it in my cooch! She's angry most of the time and also very Hunggrry. My bf is scared to stiCk it in Cause i think she might really rip it off.

Does anyone ElSe out there have a troll that lives in Their cootch? PleAse tell me what to do! I'm Sooo Horny but i know Jesus wants me to wait till i'm married. I hope I get married SooOn!

Source: http://battle2staypure.livejournal.com/

Thoughts?

[DƎRDYPK]

Clerks II

[Man1x]

It's Atone's...

[DƎRDYPK]

It's Atone's...

[trinell05]

Ever seen the movie "Teeth"? Shit's real.

So...is Atone saying he's a cockblocker? I don't get it.

[Atone]

I....am a professional....i get paid to troll Vagina's

[trinell05]

I....am a professional....i get paid to troll Vagina's

[Spyder]

its from Clerks 2 watch a movie

even stole the name pftt.

good thing she doesnt have a mouth troll named listerfiend though

[Atone]

I....am a professional....i get paid to troll Vagina's

If that's you, i will not troll your Vagina, not even for $20,

[SliK]

I wonder how he got past her mouth troll...

Also a Clerks reference.

[trinell05]

I....am a professional....i get paid to troll Vagina's

If that's you, i will not troll your Vagina, not even for $20,

Why you gotta judge? I'm just as beautiful as Precious.

[Atone]

Not saying your not beuatiful, i just mainly troll the ugly vagina's since they are the most untouched, i like em tight and smelly

[trinell05]

Not saying your not beuatiful, i just mainly troll the ugly vagina's since they are the most untouched, i like em tight and smelly

Dude, you are fucking weird.

[ImHungry]

All of you are fucking weird.

[Atone]

Not saying your not beuatiful, i just mainly troll the ugly vagina's since they are the most untouched, i like em tight and smelly

Dude, you are fucking weird.

now who is judging who?

your the one making threads about Vagina Trolls