The Official, My People Tell Me Thread

[Man1x]

Do as I do:

Write "My people tell me...[fill in the blank]...but...[fill in the blank]...And that's that."

I'll go first:

My people tell me I'm an asshole, but I argue we all have them. And that's that.

[Mr.DGAF]

My people tell me I've got a short attention span, but LOOK A PONY. And that's that.

[Blu]

My people tell me Eminem is a horrible rapper, but I put on "Stan" and that's that.

[Man1x]

My people tell my I have massive ego, but what do you fuckers expect when I'm the fucking greatest man alive, and that's that.

[SajN]

My people tell me I am a strict Admin, but then I tell them to shut up, or I'll ban them. And that's that.

[Emadyville]

My people tell me I need to get a job in my field, but then I look at my bank account and that's that.

[DƎRDYPK]

my people tell me "pull your pants up" but I quit wearing pants & wear pajamas 24/7 so that's that

[SG.]

My people tell me I need to calm down, BUT FUCK THEM LITTLE CUNTS, and that's that.

[Man1x]

My people tell me that your people tell you that you need to calm down, but I TELL THEM WHY DA FUC DO I CARE ABOUT WHAT ZABE NEEDS TO DO, TALK ABOUT ME MORE. And that's that.

[SG.]

Your people tell me yo mama so fat, but then she jumped in the sky and got stuck, and that's that.

[Fleka]

My people tell me stay away from chicks with moustache but I tell them that razors are the shit. And that's that.

[Man1x]

My people tell me that if there's hair it's fair, but I say if ya move let's grove. And that's that.

[trinell05]

My people tell me that Canibus is straight, but then I show them this picture:



and tell them he said that "you ain't got the skills to eat a [black man's] ass like me." And that's that.

[Emadyville]

My people tell me Seinfeld is better than Golden Girls, but then I watch an episode and bask in the glory that is Betty White. And that's that.

your people are right tho

[Man1x]

My people tell me that I'm a stupid hoe, but I say, no "you a stupid hoe." And that's that.