Hooray.
The car is pretty beautiful, all things considered. A Lexus in front of me braked really quickly and BAM!! my car smashed into it. The Lexus is basically totaled, the whole back half is smashed and the frame is bent, but my car just has a busted windshield and a little paint off the front as far as I can tell. Everybody is fine. My upper lip is swollen and numb from the airbag, and my hips are sore and going to be bruised from the seatbelt, but it's all good. Fortunately there was a fire truck passing just ahead of us that turned around to help out, and there was a cop next to us as well, so we got immediate attention. That was some scary shit, though.
Anybody got any first accident stories to share?