Fear You Friends!

[Fleka]

Give up on your friends, not alcohol.

[Guess_Who]

That's fucked up, what kind of friends are these? I would be really mad at them.

But Lello you are skipping the diet. Do you know how many calories vodka has?

[DƎRDYPK]

"
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money"

Sorry, had to post it.

that was extasy though

[DƎRDYPK]

"Hey Adam! Lello's trashed man look @ him"

[Amaranthine]

Guys have sleepovers?

For real though, your friends obviously aren't really friends. Ditch them.

[Robbie G]

Just wait until they get too drunk and have your revenge. Everyone has a sloppy night at some point....

[JUMPDMC]

Drunk pranks = healthy friendship

[Chet Starr]

I once blacked out drunk, and woke up at 2-3am near a McDonald's

& once I blacked out drunk, and woke up in the river. Literally woke up in the damn water, had to fight my way to land. Walk two miles up hill to my camp, strip my clothes off, and cuddle to my roommates so I wouldn't freeze to death.




I stopped drinking after that time lol

[Chet Starr]

They aren't real friends unless you wake up with a dick painted on your face

[dead prez]

If you want me to be perfectly blunt than you should seriously stop getting your panties in a bunch, yeah they probably busted your balls and made good sport of you but if you're trying to earn sympathy points or warning us of how friends are naturally assholes than good luck with it. The worst thing they did was trick you into drinking more alcohol than you initially expected, and that shouldn't be trivialized since it could have been worse. But what your friends did to you after that was completely normal friend shit which you might hate the day after but realize in due time that it's normal fun shit that friends do, I mean how stunted must your experience in other people be if you think what they did was malicious and not what most socializing young adults do when they drink with their peers and get shitfaced.

Also you're last sentence is completely hilarious for all the wrong reasons, in short it's not the alcohol or even your friends you just need to be a smarter drinker and get thicker skin.

[dead prez]

Just a heads up this thread's being used as a parody elsewhere.

[Slimm]

I always see people saying stuff like God, I can take care of my enemies but protect me from my friends and shit like that, guess they were right

so last night, we had a sleep-over party at one of our friends' mountain house, my friends tricked me to getting drunk, we were drinking red bull-vodka, so in my cup they poured 98% vodka and like 2% red bull just for the color of the drink to change, and they would give me it and I didn't notice, so after 2 or 3 cups, I'm out of it... (and I'm convinced they put something in my drink, but they deny it)

so they made fun of me while drunk and took videos, and even actually got me to admit the name of the girl I like, they told me all of the stuff I said, I even said fuck the illuminati and freemasons while drunk, they made me sing lose yourself and sing for the moment, of course I got like 2 lines right and the rest was babbling...

And all types of shit like that, they did not even let me sleep, I wanted to sleep immediately after I started feeling out of it, but either they hit me, or pour ice cubes down my pants, they did that to me all night... I got to sleep when I got back home the next day (which is today) from 8 am till 2 pm

I guess I did not learn anything from my parents, or from Ill Mind of Hopsin 5, but I have now, and I decided that now till my dying day, I will not even sip 1 drop of alcohol, fuck that shit

Fuck man imagine if they put that on youtube and like it went viral and illuminati rappers will rape you.