What's your idea of romance?

[Man1x]

Fuck then dump

Just kidding, just be a gentleman and take her out the movies or dinner.

[Blu]

Kiss her.

Look into her eyes.

Tell her that she's the "one."

Marriage.

[PAINKILLƎR]

Give her a taste of the "Magic Stick" Just kidding

Just keep it chill and simple, wait is it a first date or what? ahh it don't matter.
Humor is a big key... too bad you can't use gif's in a date

Kiss her.

Look into her eyes.

Tell her that she's the "one."

Marriage.

Also this.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Word, just do something simple tbh.

That's what I have to resort to cuz I'm broke, lol.

The typical life of a broke budding emcee, lmao. Shit's horrible...

Simplicity seems to do wonders, if she's the right type of woman. I remember my buddy making a PlentyOfFish account for himself since he got out of a bad relationship and wanted to extend his options. Man, y'all should have seen what these women were putting for first dates. BMXing, Mountain Climbing, fancy dinners...

If that's what the standard woman wants on a date, I'm off the market for a long time, b. I'm the type of dude who'd enjoy doing simple things with the woman, hanging out with her and shit. We could be chilling at a fuckin' McDonalds and call it a date, I wouldn't care.

[SajN]

1. Take her to bowling
2. Play and talk together
3. ???????
4. Profit





That's what I do.

[JamaicanPattlez]

1. Take her to bowling
2. Play and talk together
3. ???????
4. Profit





That's what I do.

^ Do this.

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Two crows roosting on a telephone line. The man-crow putting his wing around the girl-crow. Do crows have access to ruphenol?

[SajN]

I do that as 1st, and it works out fine.

[ImANoob]

alright heres a list of things you will need:
lube, gloves, ski mask, garbage bags, bleach, some sort of blunt object, rope/duct tape and an escape route...

[PAINKILLƎR]

Do whatever it takes to end up with this...

By any means necessary

[LIL_B]

puking in her mouth

[PAINKILLƎR]

Oh nooooooooo

[Man1x]

puking in her mouth

What if she was giving you a blow job and you started peeing in her mouth lmao

[JamaicanPattlez]

alright heres a list of things you will need:
lube, gloves, ski mask, garbage bags, bleach, some sort of blunt object, rope/duct tape and an escape route...

Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin...

puking in her mouth

What if she was giving you a blow job and you started peeing in her mouth lmao

You say "Hey baby, ever wondered what gold tastes like?" and hope she doesn't call the cops.

[PAINKILLƎR]

puking in her mouth

What if she was giving you a blow job and you started peeing in her mouth lmao