Does Tylonal show up on drug test's?

[Atone]

ok, so tomorrow i have to go in for a drug test, which is fine, i havnm't taken any drugs, last time i even had a tylonal was August,

my querstion is, i'm in severe pain due to my pinched Syatic Nerve, basically at the moment it hurts like fuck to even hold my head up, but i can't really take anything for it because i have this drug test, what exactly can i take that won't show up?

[classthe_king]

[Atone]

lol, this drug test is for a new job, since i'm sorta needed to step up and take care of my family i now have 2 jobs, and one of the jobs require a drug test,

[Blu]

Um...tell them about the pinched Sciatic nerve?

[ChristinaE12]

It really seems like your being a smart ass but anyhow...

Only hard shit is usually tested for in drug tests for work. Like Cocaine, Amphetamines/Methamphetamines, Opiates and PCP. They usually don't even check for percs or vics. Not at least in the standard 5 panel drug test.

[Atone]

It really seems like your being a smart ass but anyhow...

Only hard shit is usually tested for in drug tests for work. Like Cocaine, Amphetamines/Methamphetamines, Opiates and PCP. They usually don't even check for percs or vics. Not at least in the standard 5 panel drug test.

Nah not bein a smartass, i just got 2 jobs, both are work at home jobs (similar to what my cunt mother used to do) one of them is where i sit and take call's for donations to charities, for example on saturday Comedy Central hosted a "Night Of Too Many Stars" telethon which was a benifit for autistic children, the company i work for had me taking calls for that, and after somebody made a donation i would place them in line to speak with a celebrity.

my other job, i will be taking calls for Sprint customers, and will be answering questions to issues they may have, this is one where i have to take a drug test.

[B.A.D.]

they wont mind Tylenol... take it, but dont abuse it

[AbramIsaac]

Why would they check for Tylenol?

Come on man. Tylenol isn't illegal, and isn't even abusable. We're not talking about Tylenol 3 here, there isn't any abuse potential.

Like...why would you even think they would test for that?

[Kill You]

Um, no...? I really hope no one considers Tylonal some sorta hardcore drug that needs to be regularized lol.

[Atone]

Why would they check for Tylenol?

Come on man. Tylenol isn't illegal, and isn't even abusable. We're not talking about Tylenol 3 here, there isn't any abuse potential.

Like...why would you even think they would test for that?

I wouldn't know what they test for, i've heard rumors when i worked as security in a store that sold detox, (the stuff that cleans drugs from your system, not the Dr. Dre CD that is never coming out.) and ppl would tell me all sorts of shit about their test's

but i wanted to make sure i was 100% clean because i really need this job, it's something i have no room to risk anything

[AbramIsaac]

What I don't understand though...why worry about it?

Even if they tested for it--which they don't--it's not illegal, nor is it a mind-altering substance. You don't get high off of Tylenol, and there are zero restrictions on it. It's like worrying about your employer finding out you drink milk or something.

"Sorry sir, but we cannot hire you."

But...but why?

"It appears that there is an inordinate amount of lactose in your system. You've been abusing dairy products."

I don't...I don't understand.

"Get the fuck out of this office. Understand that, druggy?"

[DƎRDYPK]

LOOB

[CanadaPure]

You've got pain?

*unzips pants*

Take one of these and call me in the morning.

[AbramIsaac]

CanadaPure just gave you a Tylenol #1.

That very well could show up on a drug test. Why? Because this is America goddammit, and we don't allow our children's parents to take low doses of codeine in order to alleviate that pain.

If they want relief, let them spend 2,000 dollars at the hospital, and we'll give them Vicodin, by god.

[iain08]

Why in the fuck would they check for Tylenol on a drug test? What the fuck?