Hey, Canada...

[AbramIsaac]

[CanadaPure]

Y'all some dumb as shit Yankees. We got Eagles too, and hawks. And Canadian Geese. Canadian Geese are fucking mean and will consume your genitals right in front of you.

[SliK]

Australia has like 8 of the top 10 most poisonous animals, or something cool like that

We got:
Funnel webs
Sydney funnel webs
Red backs
Tiger snakes
Inland taipans (snake)
Brown snakes
King browns (bad ass)
Red belly black snakes

But your geese sound pretty cool bro

[CanadaPure]

Australia has like 8 of the top 10 most poisonous animals, or something cool like that

We got:
Funnel webs
Sydney funnel webs
Red backs
Tiger snakes
Inland taipans (snake)
Brown snakes
King browns (bad ass)
Red belly black snakes

But your geese sound pretty cool bro

Snakes are venomous not poisonous. There's a difference, learn yo' shit. But yeah Australia has some scary ass stuff.

We've got Grizzlies and Mountain Lions here though too, I've seen Mountain Lions in person in the wild. Almost shit myself.

[SliK]

Lol

[CanadaPure]

Lol

I think we just need to agree on "Fuck 'Merica".

[SliK]

We got dingos that'll eat yo babies!!

[CanadaPure]

We got dingos that'll eat yo babies!!

Geese can eat babies. Fact.

[AbramIsaac]

AND EVERYONE THAT ROLLS WID YA

[CanadaPure]

AND EVERYONE THAT ROLLS WID YA

Oh that's da final straw.

Aussie guy, let's hit him with our penises! He cant hit back because 'Mericans are so fat that their penises are hidden by the pelvic slab!

[SliK]

There was a heaps famous murder trial on Australia where the woman claimed a dingo ate her baby. I think she offed it, but she was eventually acquitted after her initial incarceration.

It was famously referenced in Seinfeld when Elaine said "Maybe a dingo ate your baby!" in a broad Australian accent.

[SliK]

Pretty sure America rolls wid us, or we roll wid America..

[SliK]

Are double posts allowed in backstage?

What about triples?

[AbramIsaac]

No, you just think we roll with you.

Those Navy deployments we have in your country? You stupid fucks think we're worried about a bunch of goddamn asian people? Hell no. We're there to kill the men, rape the women, and make slaves of your Koala bears.

Give us the FUCKING Koala bears!

[AbramIsaac]

AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING TRICKY!!!



WE'RE ON TO YOU, YOU SNEAKY FUCKS!