forgot you. You'll have to pardon me if I do 
*Looks at paper*
Me - Okay, so shall we begin?
*Looks around empty room*
Me - Oh well, I guess I'll just wait until they return form the potty...
*20 Minutes later*
Me - Alright damnit, if you didn't want to listen, you could have just said so, god damn kids, they're so rude these days, reminds me of...
*Thinks long and hard*
Me - Reminds me of
Me... 
*Begins anyways...*
Mr. Nation aka Cookie - I figured I'd put you first for all the downloads you provided me when my computer crashed, it was greatly appreaciated.
Killa - You're doing a great job at being a moderator and I appreciate you offering to talk to me when I was going through some rough times. Thanks
MuNxMuN aka Winnie - Thanks for also helping me restore my collection of once lost music, it was greatly appreciated, and you're also and interesting person to talk to...
Sarah - I don't think I'm the one that needs the exorcism, I think we need to contact a preacher and get you healed immediately, I've already called 3, but they say the earliest appointment they have is in 2 weeks
*Grabs Holy Water* I release you from the demons that are possessing you with horrible thoughts or sexual topics
Hunny Bunny - Hurricanes beat the Oilers, Hurricanes beat the Oilers...You may have kept us fighting through the whole tournament, but we pulled through in the end...you're also a great person to talk to and everything aswell
HURRICANES BEAT The OILERS
Tru - Poor Tru, we can really relate to our computers being slow pieces of shit, only difference is yours is a labtop, mine is a regular piece of shit computer. I can also recommend some great anger management(sp) classes if it will ease the stress
Asp - Always a great person to conversate with and discuss governments and all that shit...WOMEN RULE!!! Just thought I'd remind you that we aren't just around for sex and cooking and being house wives...
TR - Of course I've got to thank the Big Man, no, not God, just the head of the TR family. We haven't had the opportunity to talk much, well, you haven't had the opportunity of being on lately, but thanks for the position of Newsposter
Yoshi - Yoshi, we haven't talked much or anything, but you're still a cute little dinosaur
*Runs and hides*
Great person to talk to, by the way.
Katastrophe - I don't share your enjoyment about books, I think they're fascinating and I just love them...and you can get emotionally attached to them...but you're still a great person and contributor to the TR family none-the-less...
Lil' PimP - You also had the kindness to help me out a little bit when I was trying to recover my collection of music, and I thank you for that
Angie - I still envy you for saying Shark's Tale was gay
You've just began to get back on and talk and cranking up your engine to become a regular post whore again But I'm glad your back, I never posted that 
And you're always a great person to debate with and talk to... Your avy scares me though 
ThomasAguanis - Along with everybody else you helped me restore my music collection and you escaped the beating from Killa for filling the requests he said he would
But thanks again for helping me 
Ghost562 - I only remember you because you said school was over, and it is for me too! Atleast for the summer...but hi
Snake - You're a great person to talk to and thanks again for all those movies you've posted in the dl section...
Kronic - Where are you?
You haven't been around at all...I haven't seen you or Blacky...
*Remembers*
Blackheart - Where'd you go? Everybody's abandoning me
Get your ass back here or I'll work out some 
so I can kick your ass on your return 
Same goes for you Kronic...
Fi.J. - You haven't been on lately, but whenever you are, you have a heart of goal and it's always good to hear your point of view and debate and discuss other subjects with you aswell...
Mequuh - Ain't heard much from you, but I'm glad you didn't leave, ain't talked much to you, but I guess I can just say hi and leave it at that...
Anna - You haven't been on TR at all, but we do conversate a lot through email, but I still figured I'd shout you out
Neha - We don't talk much, but I'm jealous of your new phone
EmptyPromises - You've left, but you were still a great person to talk to, so I figured you deserved to be shouted out
Clarky - What ever happened to Pimpin' Ken? I miss that
We haven't talked much lately, but I remembered you, so feel special
Shadyhomie - I don't remember much about you, but I do know that you're back, so "Welcome Back"!
Rhiannon - All I really know about you is that you like sheep...I was told to create a dialogue about it, and I did...it's actually a disturbing one, but you'll have to forgive me...
Hi by the way
DarkMan - Ain't talked much to your or anything, but I figured you're a nice person so I'd shout you out...so HI
DJ Harlem - I know we haven't talked much, but I'm anticipating your new album
Dope - I don't know where you went, but ummm, I was quite rude to you about your audio, but I'm sorry the truth hurts...
Real - Hi, umm, you haven't been on much...wasn't really feeling your last mixtape, but umm, you were always a good person to have a conversation with...
*MIRANDA* - We haven't had the opportunity to talk much, but I do notice that you fill a lot of requests in the dl section, and that's always appreciated and very kind of you
Bar - BaBar, the elephant, sorry...thought I'd shout you out since I remembered you
Memyselforwho - Where'd you go Maybe?
*Clears throat*
Me - Well, CSI Agent Taylor Garnett has returned, along with the grammer teacher Taylor Garnett (the annoying person you guys just love
)... And in case any of you have forgotten my favorite saying...
"WOULD YOU LIKE A SHOVEL"
...I've just written it above...
well, thanks for readi....
*Interupted by bell*
Me - Schools dismissed, let's party
*Reaches under desk and pulls out a 6 pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade*
And Whyte Ave was empty for once. There were more police than people. And the news crew were all sad too. 
