Need help bros.

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I started talking to this black chick. I don't know much about them.

Is there any secret code I should know?

All I know so far is thay I've only known her a week and she's fucking attached.

Not quite a kamaya-maya clinger, but close. Stage 4 at least...



Pic on request.

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Do I need to stock on chicken?

What lotion do they use?

I know they use lotion.


Fuck I don't want her staying here

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What is she wears weaves sometimes?


I'm scared of those...


Fuck.


Are they crazy? She isn't ghetto.

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I texted her about tantric sex now she's in love. The fuck?


Apparently i'm going club crawling on new year?


Her ass is a little too big for me

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I wonder if saying "fuck obama" will be a quick escape

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She doesn't smell bad. Just kinda like a black girl.

[CanadaPure]

Record a song titled Foolish Pride if you ever breakup. Until then, try deep-frying your penis with KFC's secret herbs and spices and she wont be able to take her mouth of it.

[LIL_B]

get air refresher
punani smells like KFC's sauce

-womba

[CanadaPure]

Put watermelon lip-gloss on your bum-raisin if you want a rim-job.

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She's kinda cute though. I guess..

I dont know how to gauge black chicks...


What if her brother or ex is some huge son' bitch?


Imma get shot

[CanadaPure]

She's kinda cute though. I guess..

I dont know how to gauge black chicks...


What if her brother or ex is some huge son' bitch?


Imma get shot

Let her brother have a three way with you and her.

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Fucking good ideas.

Minus the black cock 3way. God damnit.

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Yup I'm getting shot. I know it.

[CanadaPure]

Fucking good ideas.

Minus the black cock 3way. God damnit.

Wait... Just paint it white. He'll be like Vanilla swirl.

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Can't be in the vacinity of another cock.