An Open Letter To MacDaddy

[CanadaPure]

Dear MacDaddy,

As I sit upon my throne browsing these forms filled full of faggotry, I found the source of all things faggotish. It was you. However, my opinion changed, and I saw the error in my ways. You have everything I've ever wanted. Mountains of swag, your very own sister to fuck, and probably buckets of Ketamine so you can get some action at the clubs. I realized, you have the incestual life I've always dreamed about and woken up feeling guilty about in the morning.

So Mr. Daddy, train me. Teach me to not have virgin swag. I will pay you roughly five dollars to double penetrate your sister with you.

Teach me to be.

Love,
CanadaPure
Your biggest fan.

[SajN]

He will teach you





















for $5

[CanadaPure]

He will teach you

for $5

I'm sexually aroused with anticipation.

[Solace]

You made me laugh out loud in the most literal sense

[CanadaPure]

You made me laugh out loud in the most literal sense

Loudly laughing out loud?

[Solace]

Yes, my dear.