Can someone tell Geno to

by **Blu** » Dec 31st, '12, 06:18

stop with that fucking "van" shit?

It's like he's a preschooler, all he does is comment about how you need to "get into the van."

Just shut up man. It's not funny. You're giving the forum a bad name with that type of corny shit.

Matter fact man I got you with a new forum that'll suit your corniness: http://www.funkvolumeforums.com/t3547-hopsin-forums

by **DƎRDYPK** » Dec 31st, '12, 06:20

get in the van

by **DƎRDYPK** » Dec 31st, '12, 06:21

not you, Geno

by **Atone** » Dec 31st, '12, 06:21

GET IN THE VAN

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Dec 31st, '12, 06:21

Get in the van.

by **DƎRDYPK** » Dec 31st, '12, 06:22

"2 strong men...with a van"

by **DƎRDYPK** » Dec 31st, '12, 06:37

"once I get the van it'll be easy"

by **Copy Cat** » Dec 31st, '12, 06:41

Geno the Van Spammer

by **CanadaPure** » Dec 31st, '12, 06:52

get in the fucking van, blu.

by **Eazy-GFX** » Dec 31st, '12, 07:17

D'awww, wittle Blu has had it up to HERE with it, Geno. Proud of ya, Blu!

Watch it Geno, you might be next to get in the van. I don't trust Blu at all, so unpredictable!

by **CanadaPure** » Dec 31st, '12, 07:29

Am I vanly enough... Mr. Geno?

by **CanadaPure** » Dec 31st, '12, 07:36

Geno wrote:
CanadaPure wrote:Am I vanly enough... Mr. Geno?

I WANT YOU
TO GET IN THE VAN

Omg yesssss

by **CanadaPure** » Dec 31st, '12, 07:58

Geno wrote:-:D

But there's some people like Blu who won't get in, so we have to force them in. How would you go about it?

This is a test btw.

Well, I'd want to keep him alive so I'd try to avoid any sort of major head trauma. Having sex with blu wouldn't be any fun if he wasn't screaming and asking me to stop.

So that's a no to bashing his head in, and loading the body in the van. I wan him alive.

I'm a big fan of the TV series dexter, and being that I have a couple of good friends in the veterinary field I could probably obtain a liquid horse tranquilizer and some needles. We could shoot him a half dose in his neck, which will knock him out long enough just to get him in the van and lock the doors to get the fun rolling. Of course, we hogtie the hoe, tie him in a bow. That way he cant fight. We don't cover his mouth though. I trust the van is sound-proofed because you seem like an expert. And the people in the van want to enjoy the sounds of blue during surprise coitus.

by **CanadaPure** » Dec 31st, '12, 08:06

Geno wrote:You've almost earned your keys to the van. One final question.

In the movie Monster Ball, did Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thornton fuck for real?

That depends on several factors:

1) Does Halle Berry love cracker dick enough to take it on screen and fool everyone into thinking that she didn't?

2) Is Billy Bob Thorton as greasy and STD ridden as he seemed in Bad News Bears?

3) Were they in the van?

by **CanadaPure** » Dec 31st, '12, 08:18

Swift gon put Billy Bob in the van, he pissed.