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by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:35

Why do I feel like I rubbed one out, when I haven't jerked my meat-stick in two days. Like I got that afterglow and my shit's just dangling there like "awww yes homie"

by **ImANoob** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:36

somebody played with your dingaling when you were sleeping

by **RoleModel'Est96** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:37

Looking forward to a comical thread to ensue

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:37

ImANoob wrote:somebody played with your dingaling when you were sleeping

Was it TRex? It was probably TRex.

by **ImANoob** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:39

likely suspect...too likely. probably a person nobody would suspect of doing such a thing

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:41

ImANoob wrote:likely suspect...too likely. probably a person nobody would suspect of doing such a thing

It was MacDaddy! He always calls us a virgin, but that piece of fucking shit virgin faggot homo sucked my dick while I was asleep. GOD DAMN

by **ImANoob** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:46

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:48

InsaneTRex94 wrote:Why can you stay asleep for MacDaddy but you wake up when I try to fuck you when you're asleep?

Well, your penis is pretty small but you have good girth. I can't ignore your girth and it wakes me up. Mac's penis is really thing and really short, he cant even reach my anus.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:52

InsaneTRex94 wrote:Does he use a condom? Do you feel any uncomfortable sticky hot substance in your asshole?

No, my asshole is dry for sure. Like, I'm farting powdered old shit over here. He used a condom, on me. I guess he doesnt like to swallow.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:54

InsaneTRex94 wrote:Well...as long as we know you won't be pushing out Mac's ugly, deformed fuck head babies, then I guess it's okay.

About that, I had my uterus removed. I ate it and got them to put in gills instead.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:56

InsaneTRex94 wrote:...I wanted kids though. Why didn't you consult me first?

Just joking! I just got them reattached to my mouth so I can give birth orally.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 22:58

InsaneTRex94 wrote:So you mean I can fuck our son while his head's in your mouth? That's wonderful news!

This is why I love you.

Yes! And that will technically get him pregnant too because of genetics! It's like those Russian dolls with the little ones inside of eachother.

2 page classic :smoking:

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 23:01

InsaneTRex94 wrote:...will I be able to climb in your mouth to visit our fetus or is it like a pussy, where it'll expand only for the infant?

You can visit, hell you can even fuck the fetus.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 23:02

InsaneTRex94 wrote:My dick isn't that big, you know that.

I can let the fetus out and retract it back in with the umbillical cord. No worries.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 2nd, '13, 23:55

InsaneTRex94 wrote:
CanadaPure wrote:
InsaneTRex94 wrote:My dick isn't that big, you know that.

I can let the fetus out and retract it back in with the umbillical cord. No worries.

You're my soulmate

<3

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