The Puppies and Kittens Thread

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 3rd, '13, 01:39

Now that I have your attention, would you just take a seat right there? Good. Hello beautiful. Did you know you're the most gorgeous human being I've ever met in my life? No I'm not being sarcastic, stop blushing baby. Your face is completely red! You know what, hold on a minutes I have to get something.

...

Alright back. What did I get? Just a glass of scotch for both of us. Go ahead, drink up. It's good isn't it? I'm glad you like it, it was the oldest bottle they had at the liquor store. What do you mean it tastes funny? Like it's been drugged? Oh. My bad, I must have dropped my aqua-dots in your drink.

Would you like to have sex? Pardon me for being brash, but you're so beautiful I would raw-dog you in the asshole until your blood lubricates it. I'm not even worried, I know you don't have aids. You're a beautiful virgin...

A beautiful virgin... a beautiful virgin...

Shutup bitch! Yes you are, you're my beautiful precious little virgin, and I love you.

Forever.

Forever.

Forever.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 3rd, '13, 01:49

Geno wrote:Should I get the van ready?

This one is fresh yet, in fifteen minutes pull the van behind my house. Bring a garbage bag and 12 hacksaws, half a gallon of gasoline, and you oldest living female relatives clitoris.

It's going to be a long night, Geno.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 3rd, '13, 01:56

Geno wrote:Female?!

We deal with males in this van.

Transvestite actually, so it still counts. Put on your best Eddie Murphy clothes and bring the fucking van.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 3rd, '13, 03:56

InsaneTRex94 wrote:But I'm not a virgin. Not after meeting you, I mean.

Shutup. You're my little virgin always. We can sew you back together... We can sew it up.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jan 3rd, '13, 04:13

woah dere guy

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 3rd, '13, 04:21

InsaneTRex94 wrote:
CanadaPure wrote:
InsaneTRex94 wrote:But I'm not a virgin. Not after meeting you, I mean.

Shutup. You're my little virgin always. We can sew you back together... We can sew it up.

Okay, this is easily the funniest thing you've ever said

<3

PAINKILLƎR wrote:woah dere guy

Remember when you said thing that were not lame?

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jan 3rd, '13, 04:23

sure.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 3rd, '13, 04:25

PAINKILLƎR wrote:sure.

I STILL LIKE YOU DONT LEAVE PLEASE IM LONELY AND AFRAID

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jan 3rd, '13, 04:27

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 3rd, '13, 04:35

PAINKILLƎR wrote:Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

Lubricant or raw dog?

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jan 3rd, '13, 04:40

Coin flip.

by **CanadaPure** » Jan 3rd, '13, 05:21

Kennnnnith Kaniffff

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