The Ken Kaniff Skit Thread

[CanadaPure]

As you faggots know, TRex and I have been fucking. Also, we're the writers for Eminems Ken Kaniff skits. Eminem wouldn't give me a fucking reach-around, so now I'm going to release all the transcripts for the demo Ken Kaniff skits that didn't make the albums.

I'll list the ones I have right now, while I'm busy stealing the rest. You get to pick one from my list of 3, first person to comment chooses. Then I'll put up another list and release one from there too.

First list:

1. Ken Kaniff (after Superman on TES)
2. Ken Kaniff (after Lighters on HTS)
3. Ken Kaniff (after Frat House on WTOH by Slaughterhouse)

[PAINKILLƎR]

[CanadaPure]

Pick one, bitch.

[PAINKILLƎR]

[CanadaPure]

I don't know if you're stupid, retarded, or some sort of combination of all 3.

[PAINKILLƎR]

Ban this asshole.

jk I love you

[Solace]

I'm sorry Pain but

[CanadaPure]

Ban this asshole.

tbh

[PAINKILLƎR]

I'm sorry Pain but

lmao

[PAINKILLƎR]

yo, where the fuck CP at?

[PAINKILLƎR]

lol ...bummer I wasn't invited tho.

[CanadaPure]

Y'all some stupid ass bitches. I was in bed. TRex fuckin' woke me up again though. "Time to go to your Scientific Reasoning lecture after I bust a nut in your anus".