I Fucking Hate You All

[CanadaPure]

How the fuck was I not voted one of TR's most intelligent members? Let's take a look at my track record so you faggots can finally see how much you hurt me:

1) Grade Four - I fucking won show and tell because I brought a lizard I caught outside to class. I fucking won show and tell guys, that shit is hard as fuck to win.

2) Kindergarten - I got to play in the playhouse on the first day. I won the playhouse draw. Yeah, fuck you.

See? So fuck you all for not voting me.

I cried.

[PAINKILLƎR]

I love you, I didn't say CanadaPure because I thought it'd be stupid to say something that's universally known to be the truth.

That being said... raw dog or lube?

[CanadaPure]

Period alert...

I'm not on my period, my dicks just bleeding. So go fuck yourself with a bag of bricks until you admit that you still love me you jackass.

Why don't we cuddle anymore? ...

[CanadaPure]

I love you, I didn't say CanadaPure because I thought it'd be stupid to say something that's universally known to be the truth.

That being said... raw dog or lube?

Is that even a question Painkiller? I dont care if raw dog hurts, because it's always okay with my painkiller

Get it? HA HA HA. My punchlines are better than Eminem's and you all think he's so smart. Why am I not smart? WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH ALL OF YOU?!

Painkiller.

[PAINKILLƎR]

I love you, I didn't say CanadaPure because I thought it'd be stupid to say something that's universally known to be the truth.

That being said... raw dog or lube?

Is that even a question Painkiller? I dont care if raw dog hurts, because it's always okay with my painkiller

Get it? HA HA HA. My punchlines are better than Eminem's and you all think he's so smart. Why am I not smart? WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH ALL OF YOU?!

Painkiller.

Your punches are always the best...

TRex has had you all to himself, I've missed you.

[CanadaPure]

@Rev, sorry babe if I ever go exclusive it'll be to TRex. You're just going to have to accept that I can't be chained down to a single man, woman, or farm animal.

@Painkiller, missed you too sugar-cum <3

[CanadaPure]

A lizard? In Canada? You lying piece of shit.

Northwestern Alligator Lizard you dumbass piece of horse shit:

http://www.bcreptiles.ca/lizards/alligator.htm

(JK I love you, but I will shove a lizard in your anus)

[CanadaPure]

If you get out of line, it's back to the fucking machine.

I watched one of those fucking machine porno's one time. It was crazy she kept cumming and the machine never came. I didn't understand.

[CanadaPure]

If you get out of line, it's back to the fucking machine.

I watched one of those fucking machine porno's one time. It was crazy she kept cumming and the machine never came. I didn't understand.

Maybe you'll understand when your asshole becomes greasy after having it drill you. I bought it for our one-month-anniversary, I wanted it to be a suprise. I've tried it out, your ass gets so greasy from it it's like you have a pussy.

Brb have to rub one out now holy shit that was hot.

[CanadaPure]

Holy fuck, you lump of sloth shit. I'm gonna go to BC for weed and lizards, holy fuck.

Come to my house homie, I own some exotics. Of both, not even joking.

Okay I don't own the weed, because I don't smoke. My buddy has some good shit though.

[Eminemeatinm&m]

You guys are gay.