Hard Toker, still passed company drug test

[Arrinef]

whats up my tr stoners, this is in no way shape or form me trolling ya'll


yo i got some great ass news. I've been an avid weed smoker longer than i can remember. Last thursday i was offered an executive job at my company. Fuckin A. Then they dropped the bomb, i had to take a drug test yesterday.

So i fuckin panicked since i haven't stopped toking, my last "sober break" lasted only a couple of weeks and that was back when hell the sequel dropped. So i was nervous as fuck, so i took to the web for help. I came across that azo standard. HOLY TITS MCGEE. i bought some thursday night, took two pills, drank a butt load of water. My piss was ultra orange, it literally fuckin cleaned my urinary tract. Friday i took 2 more, drank water all day with my meals. And saturday morning i passed my drug test.

i am still trippin at how nervous i was as i waited for the results, but damn these pills saved my life. I vape and smoke blunts at least once a day, so for this shit to kick in and clean me was fucking holy grail type shit. Fuck drinking niacin, pickle juice, expensive detox cleanser, cranberry and exercising. all i did this weekend was play my ps3 and drink water with these pills. My piss went from orange to yellow to clear. Tomorrow i'll be starting my new position at work, thanks to theses urinary cleansing pills, dont know how i never heard of them before

So to all my Trshady tokers, use this shit!!!!

[SliK]

Are you fat or thin?

[Arrinef]

i got a beer belly, im 5'9 pushing around 210. Not obese either just thick from my occasional gym days

[SliK]

Well that's pretty good then. As you probably know THC is fat soluble and is stores in your body's fatty tissue. That's why you don't just piss it out like MDMA.

SO, pretty impressive. In going to write the name of that stuff down.

[Arrinef]

Well that's pretty good then. As you probably know THC is fat soluble and is stores in your body's fatty tissue. That's why you don't just piss it out like MDMA.

SO, pretty impressive. In going to write the name of that stuff down.

yeah man, i knew about thc being in my fat. So i took a chance anyway. I Bought azo at walgreens, its in the female section of meds. its technically for girls anyway, but at 30 pills for 7 bucks when you really only need 5 is dope. i didnt drink water on the heavy side either, i averaged a gallon a day, and ate my normal diet of mexican and pizza

I honestly think more people should know of this wonderful marvel

Glad you passed your drug test homie

Where I live it is VERY hard for the employer to request a drug test on an employee (it's almost impossible because of the human rights bs), so I'm very lucky.

damn,
only reason i got drug tested for it is its a mandatory thing for promotion, and for the crazy raise im getting. Bummer is now im working 45 hour weeks

[Arrinef]

Well quitting weed or any drug for a while to get a promotion is a good enough reason man.

yeah, crazy thing is it popped outta the blue. I was cemented at my position since 09.
Only reason why executive opened up was cause the new Human resources manager i got was tinkering around with the district and offered it to me outta the blue.

At least i'll be getting money for my upcoming x1 and ps4 addiction later this year, without my wife bitching at me

[SliK]

Congrats on the promotion

[Arrinef]

Congrats on the promotion

thanks man,

[Solace]

Good to hear that man, nice shit. Don't be coy though, we all know that extra $$ flow is heading straight to even more bud for you and the Mrs haha.

[Arrinef]

It is very hard to get a promo where I work especially if you have don't have education and French, I have the education but I am not bilingual. I understand a little French and speak a little and 95% of positions are bilingual.

damn, just get into security work. Im sure certifications in your area are cheap. ($45-80 each level)Better than spending thousands on college like i did, and i dont even use my degree in my current profession
I started with a level II certification doing malls and hospitals, you move up quick and training is usually paid by whatever company hires you.

Good to hear that man, nice shit. Don't be coy though, we all know that extra $$ flow is heading straight to even more bud for you and the Mrs haha.

lol, no shit.
gonna buy more kush and edibles

[Solace]

Good to hear that man, nice shit. Don't be coy though, we all know that extra $$ flow is heading straight to even more bud for you and the Mrs haha.

lol, no shit.
gonna buy more kush and edibles

High living

[Arrinef]

Edibles? Lucky u man

theres this lady down my block who cooks with weed butter and makes the dopest cookies, brownies, pancakes, and rice krispy bars at pretty good prices. Shit gets me mad ripped for hours sometimes. I'll be on my break at work and eat just one cookie and im done for the remainder of the day.

i used to know this one guy who would import candies like jolly ranchers with thc oil and damn those were dope, but fucking expensive at like 20 bucks for 4 candies


@solace,
the only way to live actually

[Arrinef]

Ya man weed is the best! I never tried eating any yet, fuck it I'm gonna make brownies this week.

its amazing. Its a different high i cant explain. But its still fucking amazing. lasts long as hell too

[Arrinef]

That's good for you.

I don't think people should be severely punished and withheld from greater achievements in life just because they choose to do something recreationally. If you're not walking in to work in a state so bad you're useless I don't see why you should be punished when people who drink excessively don't.

Good luck with your new position!

thanks man,
yeah our government blows cock. Its all about the greenbacks and how to take more away from us

[SliK]

That's good for you.

I don't think people should be severely punished and withheld from greater achievements in life just because they choose to do something recreationally. If you're not walking in to work in a state so bad you're useless I don't see why you should be punished when people who drink excessively don't.

Good luck with your new position!

Its so fucked up because obviously he was in line for a promotion because he is out performing his collegues. So why the fuck should they care what he does in his personal life if he is excelling at work?

Fuck drug tests and anybody who love 'em