Hesky Presents: 10 Questions

[EllenPage-Mathers]

you want us to answer them?

[EllenPage-Mathers]

•What is your favorite word?
Discombobulating
•What is your least favorite word?
Liquid
•What turns you on?
Ellen page
•What turns you off?
Emma Stone
•What sound or noise do you love?
Eminem - sounds
•What sound or noise do you hate?
Cats fucking fighting at 2am

•What is your favorite curse word?
Bastard, in the most posh London accent ever.


•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Journalism

•What profession would you not like to do?
Professional Stripper

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I have a room with Ellen Page for eternity.

[PAINKILLƎR]

•What is your favorite word?
Impeccable, and astronomical. Lol I think they're cool as fuck.

•What is your least favorite word?
Swag

•What turns you on?
Beautiful faces

•What turns you off?
Bad mannerisms

•What sound or noise do you love?
Hip Hop

•What sound or noise do you hate?
Annoying laughs

•What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Acting

•What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that isn't considered a career

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Take my throne

[Eazy-GFX]

•What is your favorite word?
Cunt

That is all for now.

[Eedee]

•What is your favorite word?
Whew

•What is your least favorite word?
Cling

•What turns you on?
My mom's hairy vagina

•What turns you off?
Any other vagina

•What sound or noise do you love?
My mom's slippery wet pussy juice as it queefs whenever I stick it in.

•What sound or noise do you hate?
The Batman

•What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional Incest

•What profession would you not like to do?
Professional non-cest

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You motherfucker..."

[Kill You]

•What is your favorite word?
Fuck

•What is your least favorite word?
Twerk

•What turns you on?
Shit

•What turns you off?
Condoms

•What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of muffled screams in my pillow

•What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of laughter and frolicking

•What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck

•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Stable Boy

•What profession would you not like to do?
CEO of million dollar company

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Party on!"

I hope those are the right answers, are we being graded for this?

[HeySamantha]

•What is your favorite word?
I honestly have no idea about this one!

•What is your least favorite word?
Pussy. Cat or female body part, doesn't really matter. It's just gross sounding haha

•What turns you on?
A silly attitude. Immature is fine, but don't over do it. Eyelashes. Smirks.

•What turns you off?
Long nails on a guy.

•What sound or noise do you love?
Bubble wrap, I love popping it.

•What sound or noise do you hate?
Utensils scraping against a plate. People playing with their nails.

•What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck, like most people

•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Something behind the scenes with artists. Not sure what, but anything along those lines.

•What profession would you not like to do?
Retail. Been there and it was awful.

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"I'd like you to meet your Grandfather, who you never got the chance to meet."

[Hansen]

•What is your favorite word?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (yup, an actual word)
•What is your least favorite word?
Swag
•What turns you on?
A top notch bum
•What turns you off?
Ratchet girls
•What sound or noise do you love?
High octave piano
•What sound or noise do you hate?
Nails to the blackboard

•What is your favorite curse word?
Fuckinfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuck

•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Welding
•What profession would you not like to do?
Industrial plumber

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Welcome Hansen, we have been waiting for you. Here's you'r lifetime supply of beer, ten hot girls and a mansion at your disposal. Enjoy your stay.

[EG.]

•What is your favorite word?
feisty

•What is your least favorite word?
sport

•What turns you on?
dicks, nice feet, ass, i do, boobs, small waists/big hips, eyes, hairy legs (not too hairy)

•What turns you off?
body hair on places i dont like, freckles, moles, bad teeth

•What sound or noise do you love?
violins, moaning, music

•What sound or noise do you hate?
snoring, yelling

•What is your favorite curse word?
fuck?

•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
model (lol)

•What profession would you not like to do?
nurse

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You look great Eva, i have 70 hot guys and 30 hot girls waiting for you.. Oh and you cant get pregnant in heaven, have fun!

[Never_Enough]

•What turns you on?
dicks, nice feet, ass, i do, boobs, small waists/big hips, eyes, hairy legs (not too hairy)

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You look great Eva, i have 70 hot guys and 30 hot girls waiting for you.. Oh and you cant get pregnant in heaven, have fun!

Serious question, are you bi?

[EG.]

•What turns you on?
dicks, nice feet, ass, i do, boobs, small waists/big hips, eyes, hairy legs (not too hairy)

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You look great Eva, i have 70 hot guys and 30 hot girls waiting for you.. Oh and you cant get pregnant in heaven, have fun!

Serious question, are you bi?

No tbh, sometimes I just..idk lol

[Never_Enough]

haha okay

[Just Silver]

Some of you will be familiar with this already. It was a questionnaire that James Lipton used on Inside the Actors Studio, with the original concept coming from French television, and the Proust Questionnaire. Without further ado, here they are:


•What is your favorite word? antidisestablishmentarianism

•What is your least favorite word? smut

•What turns you on? being comfortable

•What turns you off? crazy threats

•What sound or noise do you love? crickets

•What sound or noise do you hate?
chalkboard scratch
•What is your favorite curse word?
fuck or shit
•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
any
•What profession would you not like to do?
proctologist
•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Life begins here

[Flamez]

•What is your favorite word?
bombastic
•What is your least favorite word?
swag
•What turns you on?
a sexy voice, a nice ass, a pretty face
•What turns you off?
annoying bitches, women who assume we know what you want me us do
•What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of rain and music
•What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of drilling at the dentist.
•What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck and Bitch
•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Acting
•What profession would you not like to do?
Dentist
•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Welcome you are now free from the government. FREEDOM!

[Arrinef]

•What is your favorite word? Romulus

•What is your least favorite word? princess

•What turns you on? Women who love being in their own skin. Nothing gets the sparks going for me more than a woman who is in control of herself and knows it

•What turns you off? Women who feel the need to flaunt themselves and act like 10's.

•What sound or noise do you love? That pop the bong makes when you release the choke to get in all the smoke

•What sound or noise do you hate? The sound of barcode scanners at stores

•What is your favorite curse word? Bastard, its so elegant and clean

•What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I would like to try out being a suit in a firm

•What profession would you not like to do? Being a high school custodian

•If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Go Berzerk