Then your read them and you're like, damn why are these people so thirsty for attention. Then you go and tell them to stop being thirsty for attention and they get all whiny and bitchy and you're like, damn.
Then you read some more threads and you realize that web-forums are just one big attention who fest for people who's moms didn't stop breast feeding them until they were 8 years old and their daddy still has a bigger dick than them because dad dicks are massive and you're a bad little child and need a spanking from daddy. C'mere.
Then you look out the window and wonder why you're on TRShady at 3 am in the morrrrning.
Then you see Eminem outside your window moving around like some weird ass motherfucker with night vision cameras following him and shit. You're pretty sure he's high, but you thought he was sober, but he's 100% high.
Then you're like "sup eminem homie wassup"
Then he rapes you while singing Taking My Ball. And Kuniva is watching, but Swifty is missing then you notice Swifty sliding his 19 inch meat shaft into your mouth while eminem turns your butthole into ground beef.
Then you realize that you were reading a CanadaPure attention whoring thread the whole time because CP hungry for attention.
MFW.
