how to make it on TR

[Spyder]

the rules of succeeding on TR.

this is just a fun post to get known, and hopefully well liked here on the site. this came about after i noticed i didnt know the member ffffflren or whoever the fuck he is. so here are the do's and don'ts.

1. find something that makes you stick out. countless people on here write and or record lyrics, some make beats, some brings news etc. if you just post without something defining about you, you will be lost amongst the crowd.

2. stay out of the Em section except a couple of times a week for checking headlines. nothing more. the masses of stans lurk in this section, its filled with overly obssessed internet goers who want to sodomize you if you say Marshall has fallen a bit. you will be in a circle jerk of slap happy retard. stay out.

3. then where do i hang? backstage. at a concert you wanna be backstage... same here. you'll get some retarded banter, but you can slightly bash them and it feels better. but mostly this is where the OGs hang, nudes, and the social groups of TR join here to party. hang here.

4. be knowledgable in all of hip hop. you dont jeed to have heard every artist... cause thats impossible. mix your playlist between 90's, underground, mainstream, battles, horrorcore, story tellers, east and west coast, midwest etc. if you just know Em... gtfo. hang in the hip hop doman to absorb from King Lance. he'll show you the way.

5. address members as if you're friends, even if they dont know who the fuck you are. smegma or whoever wants Menzo's ass cherry. and we know who he is because of it. start a thread backstage praising or flaming a member, and a bond is made. people will know you.

6. start your own trending topic. whether its getting in a van, posting nudes, making video dubbs to cartoons, or having a stalkers infatuation with Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Scar-Jo, or J-Law. it'll be ongoing and thats the key. people hate it, people love it, but people come back to see it.

7. if antics dont work, hope people catch on to your kind demeanor and knowledge. now you wont be AbramIsaac type genius, but lets face it, who the fuck is. so if nothing else works. this may.

8. and finally, in addition to the above, but also incase the above has failed, get a beautiful sig and avi. cool designs, album related pics, and GOAT show characters are for people who matter. you dont yet. using shady record artist is unacceptable, other rappers still boring. so use hot women. then you atleast have a shot at us noticing you.

P.S. if your name has anything to do with Em in it. beg an admin to get it changed.

[Solace]

yo i just make stupid comments and the trpussy floats my way

[PAINKILLƎR]

10/10 thread.

[CanadaPure]

9. be CanadaPure

[PAINKILLƎR]

Wait, how are the new guys going to see this when they're never outside of the Eminem section?

[Snakebeast]

12. unga bunga bunga, ingda bingda binga bunga

[CanadaPure]

10. Don't be anything like CanadaPure

2truuu

[PAINKILLƎR]

12. unga bunga bunga, ingda bingda binga bunga

Stop trying to teach us Chinese.

[Spyder]

Wait, how are the new guys going to see this when they're never outside of the Eminem section?

True, this has been true.

[space_bone]

wh I jus wanna dilly-dally

[Never_Enough]

This should be flagged as important.
And I need to change my name.

[Snakebeast]

12. unga bunga bunga, ingda bingda binga bunga

Stop trying to teach us Chinese.

Stop trying to oppress me fuckboi I'll call the po po

[Trimss]

16. Feed cw please

[DƎRDYPK]

16. Feed cw please

[Guess_Who]

I add, if you have some "cool" friends here and you are arguing with someone you have to say " And ***** would agree with me". Because it makes you win any online fight.

Insult the others and treat them like they are inferior to you, works too.