Ruined a Romantic Moment

[CanadaPure]

Not my own romantic moment though, because I'm a single loser, but today I destroyed a very romantic (or, cute at least) moment.

I'm sitting in my lecture, about 15 minutes before class starts. I regularly 3rd wheel it up in this class with one of my best friends and his girlfriend. So anyway, I decided to sit off to the side where my friend wouldn't notice me so that I could shoot him in the face with an elastic as revenge for him beaming me in the head with a football the other day.

So I sit off to the side, and he sits down. Perfect, he didn't see me. So I start lining up my shot when his girlfriend shows up and says to him "I've had a really rough day".

He does the typical nice boyfriend thing and gives her a hug, and she leans in for a really nice kiss, and this time my brain is saying "ABORT THE SHOT, ABORT THE SHOT"...

But it was too late.

The elastic went flying off of my fingers, nearly 10,000 miles per hour I would assume, and hits his girlfriend right in the fucking eye.

She looks back angrily, and sees me sitting there with the biggest "shit shit shit shit shit" face. She looks at my friend who says "well, it was a really nice shot, I'll give him that". He started to laugh, and she punched him in the shoulder.

RIP Romance

[DƎRDYPK]

lol

[CanadaPure]

Sounds like it turned out pretty good tbh.

That'll teach that whore from stealing my friend from me tbh.

although she's a really nice girl

[Notalius]

CP with another classic thread. That girl should be lucky to be in the same room with you.

[CanadaPure]

I thought the bitch was gonna drink my blood or some shit tbh.

She was like


and I was like

[Notalius]

I thought the bitch was gonna drink my blood or some shit tbh.

She was like


and I was like

[CanadaPure]

Seriously though, the smallest things I do always turn into shit disturbing. Why

[Snakebeast]

CP stays winning

tbh CP is a major homo cockblocker who deserves a gatorade bottle up his wee wee

[CanadaPure]

CP stays winning

tbh CP is a major homo cockblocker who deserves a gatorade bottle up his wee wee

Please, I've wing-manned for this motherfucker more times than I can count. So probably around five times, since I can only count to three.

[CanadaPure]

What the fuck is this a Kill You post

What the fuck is this, a faggot post?

Seriously though, suck my dick faggot.

Seriously.

[Snakebeast]

CP stays winning

tbh CP is a major homo cockblocker who deserves a gatorade bottle up his wee wee

Please, I've wing-manned for this motherfucker more times than I can count. So probably around five times, since I can only count to three.

Still a faggot doe

And welcome back, Basedshady

Fifty billion possible WOAT posters have appeared since you left

[CanadaPure]

Still a faggot doe

And welcome back, Basedshady

Fifty billion possible WOAT posters have appeared since you left

Snake became a wannabe NWO faggot too, with his "hail Snake" or "praise Snake" bullshit.

[Snakebeast]

Still a faggot doe

And welcome back, Basedshady

Fifty billion possible WOAT posters have appeared since you left

Snake became a wannabe NWO faggot too, with his "hail Snake" or "praise Snake" bullshit.

Bullshit? don't fuck wit me faggot you're just jealous you didn't think of it first

Also all your verses suck major wee wees

[CanadaPure]

I still stand behind Sherlock being WOAT.

[Notalius]

Fam, you are witnessing history. It doesn't happen ofthen that Basedshady and CP are posting in the same thread. 2 goats in one thread