I'm having emotional problems

[Satan]

Help me plz. So this girl I like is saying that I'm a faggot, and she's sucking the dicks of all the other jocks. It just ain't fair. Basically, I follow her home, I dress in her clothing, I repeatedly try to run her over with my car in hopes that she'll rely on me, I set her furniture on fire, I make her happy by banging her while she's sleeping (it takes a lot of illegal pills, but she always wakes up feeling nice). What else can I do? I feel like I've done all that's possible! She thinks I'm a fucking gay nigga.

Why is she sucking other guys' dicks? I'm gonna go murder her in her sleep if she won't be with me forever.

[DƎRDYPK]

#LoveStory

[Satan]

#LoveStory

This is not a joke. She is putting her mouf on these other dicks, and that isn't fair, and I'm sure everyone here has had that problem before.

[DƎRDYPK]

#LoveStory

This is not a joke. She is putting her mouf on these other dicks, and that isn't fair, and I'm sure everyone here has had that problem before.

k.

[CanadaPure]

House Rules level struggle thread.

[Satan]

House Rules level struggle thread.

Then close it.

I'm done trying to be funny, I just am not natural at it, therefore I will never try again. It was never the drugs that made me unfunny, it was just that I'm a terrible comedian.

[Satan]

House Rules level struggle thread.

Then close it.

I'm done trying to be funny, I just am not natural at it, therefore I will never try again. It was never the drugs that made me unfunny, it was just that I'm a terrible comedian.

I have no imagination lol. I just say shit because I want people to like me. Without people liking me, I have no reason to live.

[CanadaPure]

Anytime I tell Python I didn't think a particular thing was funny he replies back all feisty and it makes me sad.

[Satan]

Anytime I tell Python I didn't think a particular thing was funny he replies back all feisty and it makes me sad.

My bad. I've been kind of depressed for a long time. You just don't help, since you know how high I hold you in regards (does that make any sense?). But for you to say that knowing I would reply really depressed is almost as ignorant as me making this thread. I'm actually close to being fully out of rehab, so that's good. But I don't think my depression is going away for a long time. Until then, I'm going to focus on being a producer, even though I will never blow up and never be recognized.

[PAINKILLƎR]

[Satan]

House Rules level struggle thread.

Then close it.

I'm done trying to be funny, I just am not natural at it, therefore I will never try again. It was never the drugs that made me unfunny, it was just that I'm a terrible comedian.

Absolutely nobody cares.

Didn't you have some depression troubles? And go about complaining about them in the MMLP2 thread? I remember you talking about how you wanted to die happy if the MMLP2 was good or something. And I thought you were being a bitch back then, now it know how you felt, yet you put me down.

[Solace]

There there you goddamn try hard

[Satan]

I'm pretty sure someone had asked me why my posting style had changed so I replied like that for whatever reason.

Either way it wasn't serious.

Oh. That makes more sense.

Well, you're right. Nobody does care (except for when Rolly is having problems with a girl, then suddenly he's a poor little puppy to everyone) and I should get used to that. I need to stop complaining on this site anyways, I don't have enough of a reputation to do so.

[Satan]

There there you goddamn try hard

You know what, I am trying too hard. I always have been, even before my troubles started up. I just have a demand to be liked I guess, nothing I do is natural anymore (besides whenever I'm producing). Even my sadness, for lack of a better word, comes from a place of fakeness (again, for lack of a better word).

[PAINKILLƎR]

damn