No homo, but which 4 TR members would you go on an almost-homo date with? I swear this thread is 100% straight, but if you use girl members you're a cheating faggot. Using BasedShady isn't really cheating, but that definitely puts you in the realm of "pretty much homo" rather than "almost homo, but no homo" for the sake of the date.
These are members you think would provide the ultimate almost homo but no homo date experience.
1. TRex - I feel like if the waitress got his soup wrong, he'd go on a four minute rant to her about why she's a bad person who will never succeed in life. This would be both hilarious, and possibly increase our chance at a fee meal (or get us kicked out).
2. Painkiller - I'd really love to hear the stories of how his family moved here from Cuba by floating to Florida on an old door. Mexican's are from Cuba, right? I feel like he'd treat you tender as fuck too.
3. Menzo - Menzo is pretty much the ultimate partner in a game of "judge everyone else in the restaurant out loud because we're bad people". So that would be fun. I kinda feel like Menzo is likely to leave me stuck with the bill too though, what a fucking cunt.
4. Hesky - I feel like Hesky would be up for a game of "intentionally confuse/piss off the waitress". I know it makes their job harder, but who cares! It's fun! Also I feel like we'd end up with spit in our food though. Damn. I know Hesky would probably pay his part of the bill though, because he doesnt seem greasy like that.
Your turn.
Honorable mention to based too, we just know how cock hungry you are tho. I don't want a kiss on the lips.