pick up lines!!

by **Deadishot** » Sep 27th, '06, 04:32

idk if this has ever been made yet but
whats your favorite(s) pick up lines :smoking:

by **Logann** » Sep 27th, '06, 04:37

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about what ever pops up first.

by **Deadishot** » Sep 27th, '06, 04:42

Logann wrote:How about you sit on my lap and we talk about what ever pops up first.

ahah nice i was wathcing wild n out one day adn there was this one that said umm..

somthing like i got tha dictionary tatood to my dick so why dont u come on over and i can put some words in your mouth... it went somthing like that haha it was funny

by **Deadishot** » Sep 27th, '06, 05:05

Sarah wrote:
Deadishot wrote:
Logann wrote:How about you sit on my lap and we talk about what ever pops up first.

ahah nice i was wathcing wild n out one day adn there was this one that said umm..

somthing like i got tha dictionary tatood to my dick so why dont u come on over and i can put some words in your mouth... it went somthing like that haha it was funny

This should go in comedy crib I love pick up lines

eh.. i didnt know where to put it so i jsut figured backstage... cant go wrong there...

by **Deadishot** » Sep 27th, '06, 05:08

Sarah wrote:Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

Posters

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

I don't get the last one though

haha nice... i also dont ge tha last one :confusion:

by **PmT-Faith** » Sep 27th, '06, 19:49

I honestly think there all pretty funny only thing is i would never use a pickup line ever in my life, because if you ask me, they sound so played out, and like it's just gay lmao, And i dont need a pickup line to get a gf, I'll just be myself, and tell her what i think...other then that again real funny.....lol