Bar: you're so cute that you don't even have to say anything. it's enough for you to just be. oh, and i love the new Chubby Tube, it's even sexier.
Miranda: long time no homo action, i'm starting to feel lonely and un-loved

polluted: i don't expect you to read it, because you're hardly on, but just in case: a little smack from time to time makes my day. *puts the special pic on desktop* luv ya.

Maybe: you're funny...............................................NOT! *high 5* sick pervert. too bad i'm too old for you. *cries*
Aron: screw you for leaving me and not sending the very special Aron pics. have you ever thought about how it feels to be treated like that?!


Killa: i don't know what to say to you, you always make me so ashamed by your greatness and sexiness. it sorta turns me on and i feel so.. *insert a suitable adjective*
Aspirine: i hate you because you left me all alone here and because you probably earn more than me, walking around in the chicken suit. so screw you.
Angie: ahh.. dear old Angie. you know i got your back in certain cases.. TQC - it's a lifestyle

Sophie: screw you for goin to shool by train.

Slimmy: we WILL get drunk together one day. fuck your small-gay-sized beer cans, we'll get normal ones. riiiight?
Chris: eh. listen to O.S.T.R., i already got hooked.

Xray: i'm shallow, i know - you're hot.
and also a special shoutout to Tru, because she's like the only person in here with her IQ slightly over the magic 0 level.
i really can't be assed to type up all the people who probably deserve it, because i'm too lazy. if you really feel you NEED a shoutout, because otherwise you'll wet your bed tonight..
..write yourself one.
